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MOVIE POLL: If you could kill a zombie, how would you want to do it?

Nov. 25, 2012by: Eric Walkuski
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If you could kill a zombie, how would you want to do it?

Shotgun blast to the head
38.43% = 83 votes
Machete/axe in the skull
27.31% = 59 votes
Katana-sword decapitation
23.15% = 50 votes
Crossbow arrow through the eyeball
5.56% = 12 votes
Other (state below)
5.09% = 11 votes
Incineration
0.46% = 1 votes
TOTAL VOTES = 216 votes
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8:25AM on 11/26/2012
That car from Army of Darkness.
Or an empty bottle of Jack. Screw you zombies for killing my buzz!
That car from Army of Darkness.
Or an empty bottle of Jack. Screw you zombies for killing my buzz!
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4:37AM on 11/26/2012

Any way I can.

In a truly apocalyptic scenario, that would be the only answer.
In a truly apocalyptic scenario, that would be the only answer.
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11:05PM on 11/25/2012

from as far away as possible.

take off + nuke em from orbit.
its the only way to be sure.
take off + nuke em from orbit.
its the only way to be sure.
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8:00PM on 11/25/2012
I would end the zombie's franchise until Hollywood came up with a less-hackneyed idea. I would erase the zombie from the screenplay and replace him with almost any other monster. Preferably one that we horrorfans have not seen one hundred fucken times every year since 28 Days Later. Hollywood, your characters might be zombies, but we moviegoers are not.
I would allow one more zombie movie from Hollywood. Marvel could do a Brother Voodoo adaptation because it would mean the world to my MFC
I would end the zombie's franchise until Hollywood came up with a less-hackneyed idea. I would erase the zombie from the screenplay and replace him with almost any other monster. Preferably one that we horrorfans have not seen one hundred fucken times every year since 28 Days Later. Hollywood, your characters might be zombies, but we moviegoers are not.
I would allow one more zombie movie from Hollywood. Marvel could do a Brother Voodoo adaptation because it would mean the world to my MFC buddy Dr. Frankenstein (who apparently knows something about the re-animated dead). But then, that's it. Find hordes of something else, screenwriters. You can even remake Frogs or Them! if you wish.
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1:13PM on 11/25/2012
A really big cheese grater.
A really big cheese grater.
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11:28AM on 11/25/2012

Classic

Baseball bat. Metal. Little League size. Less likely to prematurely bend. You can have a good handle even if you have to fight with one hand. Should last quite sometime. Easy to carry. Cracking skulls but durable.
Baseball bat. Metal. Little League size. Less likely to prematurely bend. You can have a good handle even if you have to fight with one hand. Should last quite sometime. Easy to carry. Cracking skulls but durable.
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11:12AM on 11/25/2012

I know it's fictional, but...

The best weapon for taking our zombies has to be the Lightsaber! Red please.
The best weapon for taking our zombies has to be the Lightsaber! Red please.
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