Blood Bullets & Broads: The AITH Podcast jumps back into the commentary saddle again this week with a few beers and a viewing of COBRA (1986) starring Sylvester Stallone and Brigette Nielsen. Throw in your copy of this perfect combination of hardcore action and slasher horror and listen to our commentary, where we admire Cobra's ability to drink beer during any situation (13:45), spit off one-liners like they're going out of style (1:21:55), and admire Nielsen's fancy 80s mom jeans that she still manages to look hot in. We might get a little rowdy and we might be a little drunk, but you'll be in for a whole new viewing experience of one of the '80s most underrated action flicks. Crime is a disease and we're the cure... stop what you're doing and listen to our COBRA commentary right now. Sucker!
4:37 - SYLVESTER STALLONE IS COBRA... THE STRONG ARM OF THE LAW! OUR COMMENTARY BEGINS FOR ONE OF THE GREATEST ACTION FLICKS TO COME OUT OF THE '80S.
13:45 - COBRA LOVES TO DRINK... AND DOES SO AT ANY CHANCE HE GETS, EVEN IN THE MIDDLE OF A GROCERY STORE HOSTAGE SITUATION.
21:10 - AMMON'S MOTTO FOR COBRA: HE DOESN'T GIVE A F*CK! SERIOUSLY, YOU'D BE HARD PRESSED TO FIND ANY ONE WHO COULD GIVE LESS OF A F*CK WHEN IT COMES TO THE RULES THAN COBRA.
24:45 - BRIGETTE NIELSEN NORMALLY ISN'T HOT, BUT WITH HER LONG HAIR AND HER MOM JEANS, WE BEGIN TO SEE SLY'S FASCINATION WITH HER.
47:40 - DON'T LET THE GLASSES FOOL YOU: THE NIGHT SLASHER IS ONE OF THE MEANEST MOTHERF*CKERS IN MOVIE HISTORY!
1:21:55 - FROM OVER-BEARING POLICE CHIEFS TO ASSHOLE RIVAL DETECTIVES, COBRA HITS EVERY GRITTY COP MOVIE CLICHE AND WE FIFE ON EVERY SECOND OF IT!
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