Over at McSweeney's Internet Tendency, there's an excerpt from a script by a Ben Joseph that may just have you rolling on the floor. The script? ALIEN VS PREDATOR SAVE CHRISTMAS. I shit you not!
No surprise that it's his 'rejected script' as there's no way it would ever be made, but the fact that somebody wrote this beast with hopes that one day it would be a reality... you have to admire that!
Have yourself a ball by clicking HERE, read how Aliens and Predators save Christmas, and be sure to check out AVP-R in theaters... if you dare.