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Behold the lame trailer for Bryan Singer's Jack The Giant Killer

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It's been a trailer fest the last few days, and the party continues with Bryan Singer's JACK THE GIANT KILLER. It's been almost six months since last writing about the film, so it's good to finally see some footage from the darkly told fairytale. Unfortunately, this sucker looks like it's for six year olds.

No lie. In the trailer you'll see a bunch of stuffy CGI, including the storied beanstalk we all learned about growing up (get it, growing up...) I personally questioned why we chose to cover this film in the first place, and now after seeing the teaser, we may have to jump ship altogether. That is of course, unless you want us to keep on climbing the stalk. Let us know.

Featuring Ewan McGregor, Ian McShane, Stanley Tucci, Bill Nighy and Nicholas Hoult, John Kassir, Caroline Hayes, Eleanor Tomlinson, Christopher Villiers and Lee Boardman - JACK THE GIANT KILLER is a modern day fairy tale in which the long-standing peace between men and giants is threatened, as a young farmer leads an expedition into the giants' kingdom in hopes of rescuing a kidnapped princess.

JACK THE GIANT KILLER is due June 15th.

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12:56AM on 12/17/2011
exaggerate much? so, the CGI looks a little cartoony. that does NOT mean that this film is appropriate for "six year olds." yeah, it's probably PG-13, but that doesn't mean it's necessarily bad. actually, looks interesting.
exaggerate much? so, the CGI looks a little cartoony. that does NOT mean that this film is appropriate for "six year olds." yeah, it's probably PG-13, but that doesn't mean it's necessarily bad. actually, looks interesting.
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6:39PM on 12/16/2011

Looks good

Yeah I thought this looked like a fun time.
Yeah I thought this looked like a fun time.
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10:38AM on 12/16/2011

Lame !?

I thought it looked pretty cool! That beanstalk looked badass!
I thought it looked pretty cool! That beanstalk looked badass!
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9:50PM on 12/15/2011

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The trailer wasn't THAT lame. I thought it looked pretty cool. I don't mind the CGI, not in a film like this at least. You don't have to throw down your hatred for the movie so quickly, and say the site never should have followed this movie. This seems like the type of movie this site should follow IMO. At least it's better than all the Twilight articles that we got on the site. I don't see you complaining about those at all.
The trailer wasn't THAT lame. I thought it looked pretty cool. I don't mind the CGI, not in a film like this at least. You don't have to throw down your hatred for the movie so quickly, and say the site never should have followed this movie. This seems like the type of movie this site should follow IMO. At least it's better than all the Twilight articles that we got on the site. I don't see you complaining about those at all.
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11:50PM on 12/15/2011
Agreed.
Agreed.
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