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Boll vs Indiana

03.04.2008by: Ammon Gilbert
We've known that director Uwe Boll is out of his mind, but this... this is just plain crazy. F*cking crazy, when it comes right down to it. In a press release Boll has announced that POSTAL will be released May 23rd... against Steven Speilberg's INDIANA JONES AND THE KINGDOM OF THE CRYSTAL SKULL!

But wait, it gets better - he actually gives reasons as to why it's a good idea for him to release POSTAL this way, and in true Boll fashion, it's on the verge of being ridiculous. Check it out:

On the INDIANA JONES weekend - May 23 - we will go out and destroy INDIANA JONES in the box office! We all know that Harrison Ford is older then my grandpa and his time is up Ė as Michael Moore would say! Itís also a duel of two directors. Spielberg gets sloppy. We saw that with WAR OF THE WORLDS and also in parts of JAWS, E.T. and MUNICH. My cameo in POSTAL as a Nazi Theme Park Owner easily outdoes Ben Kingsley performance in SCHINDLERíS LIST!

Yup, it's official: Uwe Boll has lost his mind. Ridiculous. Just f*cking ridiculous. Considering how well IN THE NAME OF THE KING and BLOODRAYNE ended up doing at the box office (two movies with HUGE amounts of star power), thinking POSTAL will outdo INDIANA JONES makes about as much sense as an asshole on your elbow.

To check out the full press release, click HERE, and get ready for POSTAL in theaters everywhere May 23rd.


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11:58AM on 03/05/2008

WOW.....

That's really funny but lets face it, it can happen; Meet The Spartans have proven that a stupid movie can make A LOT of money and top the boxoffice..... Scary.........
That's really funny but lets face it, it can happen; Meet The Spartans have proven that a stupid movie can make A LOT of money and top the boxoffice..... Scary.........
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1:43AM on 03/05/2008

He's got to be kidding

If only he put as much effort into his filmmaking....sad....
If only he put as much effort into his filmmaking....sad....
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3:15PM on 03/04/2008

Hmm

Can we see pics of said "asshole on elbow"? I'm sure he's just trying to get a rise out of people...and it looks like it's working.
Can we see pics of said "asshole on elbow"? I'm sure he's just trying to get a rise out of people...and it looks like it's working.
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2:27PM on 03/04/2008
Wow, I haven't laughed that hard in some time! Mr. Boll, you either have a great sense of humor, or you're totally f*cking whacked in the head. Good stuff ...
Wow, I haven't laughed that hard in some time! Mr. Boll, you either have a great sense of humor, or you're totally f*cking whacked in the head. Good stuff ...
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10:27AM on 03/04/2008

he's fucking joking

but i'm down with his ideas. i'm def going to see postal instead of grampa indy that weekend. there's always dvd for the crystal skull.
but i'm down with his ideas. i'm def going to see postal instead of grampa indy that weekend. there's always dvd for the crystal skull.
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10:14AM on 03/04/2008

Just Boll shooting his mouth,

saying stupid shit to get a "rise" out of people and get attention. If he actually means this, than he's insane, but I know he's not insane, Boll is smarter than people give him credit for. With that said, this Press Release is pretty damn sad IMO. How far will one go to get attention. Meh...
saying stupid shit to get a "rise" out of people and get attention. If he actually means this, than he's insane, but I know he's not insane, Boll is smarter than people give him credit for. With that said, this Press Release is pretty damn sad IMO. How far will one go to get attention. Meh...
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