Charlie Sheen the latest to sign up for Robert Rodriguez’s Machete Kills!

Last Updated on August 5, 2021

Ma-Sheen!!!

If you thought Robert Rodriguez’s 2010 ode to exploitation sleaze was star-studded, wow, here comes MACHETE KILLS.

Set to join an already eclectic who’s who of weirdos, word is Charlie mothaf*ckin’ Sheen is the latest to join MACHETE KILLS. He’ll join forces with Danny Trejo, Edward James Olmos, Zoe Saldana, Michelle Rodriguez, Jessica Alba, Sofia Vergara, Demian Bechir with Amber Heard (below) as manipulative assassin known as ‘Miss San Antonio’ and Mel Gibson as ‘Luther Voz.’

Mel and Sheen together? Beats PIRANHA 3DD‘s Hoff and Busey tandem, ay?

Here’s what RR said about the hire:

“I just cast Charlie Sheen in #machetekills as the President of the United States! Who better? More soon..”

Sheen responded with:

“My fellow Americans…”

The sequel finds the titular ex-federale (Trejo) recruited by the U.S. government to stop a terrorist named Mendez the Madman, who happens to be Mexico’s leading cartel dealer.

Pretty gnarly right? Now let’s just pray the flick is better than MACHETE.