BLADE: HOUSE OF CHTHON -September 18th
How's this for bizarre: this is the pilot episode of the series that aired on SpikeTV, and not the entire series. Just the first pilot! Why would you dig into the first 2 hour episode if you didn't want to chow down on the entire series? Weird. Anyway, it's comin' at ya, and I can hear the questions flowing in at the rental place now: Is this Wesley??? Where's Wesley??? I need Wesley!!!
Is it me, of does Jennifer Love Hewitt have the case of the lazy eyes here? Seriously, she looks like she just took a keg stand and washed it down with a bong rip. Hell, maybe she did. Maybe that's the reason why she can see all sorts of weird shit on the show. She's just utterly f*cked up beyond all comprehension! Wow. This discovery just made this show watchable.
You would think a show starring some of the hottest ladies in the industry today would go on indefinitely, but alas, that wasn't the case for this witch show- though it did have a fairly long run, all things considered. Sure, it didn't quite reach BAYWATCH status, but it was getting there! Rose McGowan + Alyssa Milano = a DVD box set worthy of your hard earned dough.
While I haven't caught this show yet (I'm a poor bastard with no Showtime), everything I've heard screams awesome about this beast. I'm all about AMERICAN PSYCHO and HENRY: PORTRAIT OF A SERIAL KILLER, so yeah... I think I'll be a fan of this. And can you go wrong with a cover like that? I think not!
SPLATTER BEACH –TBA - Because it's a movie called SPLATTER BEACH. Do you really need any more reason than that?
WITCHFINDER GENERAL –September 11th – Because it's a classic man, a classic!
MOH: WE ALL SCREAM FOR ICE CREAM –August 14th – Because the cover rocks and so does the title. And clowns are scary.
That's all for this week! Stay tuned every week for your latest DVD news, and as always, feel free to shoot me an email (firstname.lastname@example.org ) for any & all DVD news, scoops, and easter eggs!