Last Updated on July 27, 2021
FRANKENHOOKER – January 8th
This has to be one of my all time favorite reanimated FRANKENSTIEN spin-off movies ever made! Besides the obvious (i.e., she’s a hooker), it features some awesome gore and F/X, but more importantly, it features SUPER CRACK! You know, the kind of SUPER CRACK you have at hooker parties! The only downfall to a room full of hookers and SUPER CRACK? They take too much (it’s SUPER, remember) and then they explode. If you haven’t seen it yet, you owe yourself a viewing of how SUPER CRACK kills.
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THEM (a.k.a. ILS) – February 26th
Eric, the international horror movie news journalist featured here on AITH and The
Arrow himself, gave me the thumbs up for THEM – apparently it rocked
their socks off, and scared the piss out of them at the same time. For a movie to do both, well… then you know you’re dealing with a winner. Hell, I’ll admit it… even the cover kind of scares me. I don’t know why, it just does.
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RIGHT AT YOUR DOOR – January 29th
When I was a kid, I had a buddy visit Los Angeles for the summer. About mid-July I received a postcard in the mail featuring a dude in a gas mask surrounded by smoke, with the tagline ‘Welcome to L.A.’ When I was a kid, this was f*ckin’ hilarious (get it, cause of the SMOG and pollution L.A.’s known for… get it?), and even today I find it amusing. So what’s the point of all this? This cover art reminds me of that post card. That is all.
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RICCO THE MEAN MACHINE – January 29th
For the first time ever (and yes, I did my reseach) RICCO THE MEAN MACHINE is headed to DVD to f*ck households up with a sawed off shot fun and some attitude! Gore, gratuitous nudity, and one badass mofo makes this grindhouse feature one to look out for. Even if you haven’t seen it (and considering it’s the first time on DVD, I’m sure most haven’t), I suggest picking this up opening day and relish in the film that inspired Robert Rodriguez’s MACHETE. And no, this ain’t your uncle Ricco throwing pigskins back in ’82, this is Ricco, hellbent on revenge and ready for action.
The Goods:
ZODIAC: THE DIRECTOR’S CUT –January 8th – Because it’s the version David Fincher wanted us to see!
SATANIC SLUTS –January 29th – Because sometimes all you need is a really good title!
MANEATER –January 8th – Because it features a man eating tiger and Gary ‘Substance A’Busey!
That’s all for this week! Stay tuned every week for your latest DVD news, and as always, feel free to shoot me an email ([email protected]
) for any & all DVD news, scoops, and easter eggs!
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