LOST HIGHWAY - March 25th
David Lynch is one f*cked up guy... to see why, just check this beast out. You'll never be the same, because your reality will be all out of whack by the time the credits roll at the end that you won't know what the f*ck is going on. If you wander into your sisters room and accidentally try to 'get' with her afterwards, I wouldn't be surprised. Happens to the best of us. This edition is looking to kick the crap out of the previous bare-bones edition, let's just hope it has chapters, and is not one continuous movie, VHS style (like MULHOLLAND DRIVE). PS - Bill Pullman is a pimp.
STORM WARNING -February 5th
Any slasher style movie coming from the guy who gave us the spectacular URBAN LEGENDS has to be awesome, right? I'm diggin' the cover, and while I can't really tell what the hell the movie is about based on the poster alone, I can tell it's a slasher, and that I'd probably enjoy it... even simply on an entertaining level. URBAN LEGENDS had both Rebecca Gayheart and Tara Reid... those were the good ol' days!
THE CARETAKER - February 14th
Jennifer Tilly has some big ol' titties. Sorry to put it so bluntly, but face the facts. They're HUGE. And jiggly. And bouncy. And so awesome looking that I think everyone would be ok to sell their soul to the devil in order to live in her cleavage. I know I would. She has this new horror flick co-starring 80s superstar Judd Nelson, and because there's always a chance one of them titties will pop out of her top, I'm definitely going to check this f*cker out.
TALES FROM EARTHSEA - January 28th
I'm not really into anime like this, but I figure four of you out there are, so feast your eyes on this beast. If you saw that MOVING CASTLE movie, you might wanna check this out. There's a dragon in it... dragons are cool. Dragons eat people and they can set just about anything on fire with their breathe, which I think everyone can respect. Man, I wish I could breathe fire. Imagine all the fun you'd have if you breathed fire! You'd be the hit of EVERY party!
WEIRDSVILLE –February 5th – Because it features a gang of biker midgets. I shit you not!
GRINDHOUSE PSYCHOS: TRIPLE FEATURE – February 5th – Because you've been dying for your chance to experience a true triple feature, grindhouse style! Why not share it with some psychos?
DIE AND LET LIVE –January 29th - Because you like SHAUN OF THE DEAD... why not give this version a try!
That's all for this week! Stay tuned every week for your latest DVD news, and as always, feel free to shoot me an email (firstname.lastname@example.org ) for any & all DVD news, scoops, and easter eggs!