Last Updated on July 26, 2021
GUTTERBALLS – January 27th
I think the cover for GUTTERBALLS just won the Best DVD Cover of the Year for 2009 — at least, as it stands right now. Let’s see, it has a bowling lane… a bowling pin… a short T-shirt… and a killer bottom shot of those “thingies.” In essence, it’s the most kick-ass cover of it’s kind. Who gives a crap if it’s a good movie or not, this cover is to die for! And you thought today was gonna be boring…
The Goods:
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AGAINST THE DARK – February 10th
Along with the Best DVD Cover of 2009, we also have the Coolest STD Vampire Movie of 2009 coming at ya the same day! It’s like BLADE, but with a fat and aging Steven Seagal, or in other words, the coolest flippin’ vampire movie we’ve ever seen. EVER. It was only a matter of time before Seagal busted out an action horror film, and I’m just glad I was around to see it happen. Seagal vs Vampires… who’s gonna win?
The Goods:
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SCREAMERS: THE HUNTING – February 17th
Somehow this straight to DVD sequel manages to look better than its Peter Weller predeccesor–how is that even possible? Or maybe it’s just the cover, looking part TERMINATOR, part ALIENS, and part STARSHIP TROOPERS. All I know it’s looking 100% badass–now all they have to do is change the awkward title, and I think we have a winner here.
The Goods:
FINAL REMAINS –January 27th – Because you can never have too many teenage zombie vampire romps.
CYCLOPS –February 24th – Because this cover kicks ass–plus, did I mention Eric Roberts???
DIARY February 3rd – Because it’s from the Pang Brothers and baby doll heads are creepy!
That’s all for this week! Stay tuned every week for your latest DVD news, and as always, feel free to shoot me an email ([email protected]
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