DVD Buzz-Saw #210

May 22nd 2009, 9:40am

Last Updated on July 26, 2021

This movie sucked balls. It wasn’t scary, it wasn’t creepy, it wasn’t anything the kick-ass trailer alluded it would be. F*ck this movie. That said, you should check it out for yourself and partake in the HAUNTING OF CT bashing. Boo scares sprinkled throughout, and a premise that’s supposedly true… the only thing about this movie that didn’t suck was the poster (which they kept for the DVD cover–nice work) and the trailer. Bravo to the marketing team! Boo to the filmmakers! But don’t take my word for it–pick this bitch up in July and see for yourself.

The Goods:

Commentary with Director Peter Cornwell, Co-writer Adam Simon, Producer Andrew Trapani and Editor Tom Elkins

Second commentary with the director and actors Virginia Madsen and Kyle Gallner

Deleted scenes with optional director commentary

”Two Dead Boys: Making of The Haunting in Connecticut” featurette

“The Fear is Real: Re-Investigating the Haunting” featurette

“Memento Mori: The History of Post Mortem Photography” featurette

“Anatomy of a Haunting” featurette

Digital copy

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MUTANT CHRONICLES – August 4th

Thomas Jane holding a bigass gun, blowing away mutants in space and other crazy shit. That’s all I know about this movie, and that’s all I really need to know. It feels like this thing has been kicked around for hella days (they were pimping it at last year’s Comic Con), and now it’s finally getting some love on DVD. While word around the campfire is that it’s not a great movie, I would find it hard to believe that it isn’t entertaining. Throw in John Malkovich and Ron Perlman and you have yourself one helluva good time. Believe it.

The Goods:

Widescreen

English 5.1

TBA

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THE CHAOS EXPERIMENT – August 4th

Oh Val Kilmer, you were once in TOP GUN and BATMAN FOREVER, and now you’re in some STD crap as a professor conducting experiments on young hot chicks. Well, actually, you put it that way, and I guess it’s really not that bad. While I’d like to see the guy come out with one more theatrical film before he dies, if he follows in Steven Seagal’s footsteps and has a flourishing career on DVD, then who am I to argue with him. Check this sucker out just for curiosity.

The Goods:

Widescreen

Dolby Surround 5.1

TBA

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DVD / BLU-RAY Covers:

Honorable Mentions:

HEADER –June 30th – Because this cover is f*cked up, yo!

WYVEN – August 18th – Because it’s part of the Maneater Series, and we all know how awesome those are!

BLACK MAGIC 2 – June 16th – Because this old lady’s face is scary enough to make me poop myself just looking at it.

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