GHOST MACHINE - December 22
Is it a ghost in the machine? No. It's straight-up GHOST MACHINE, yo! Basically, this machine died, and now it's ghost is back to haunt those who destroyed it. Why'd you crash my hard drive! Why'd you break me! I'm a gonna kill you!!!! But the icing on the cake? The tagline: How Do You Stop Her If She Doesn't Exist? Wow. That's deep.
DISTRICT 9 - December 29
The biggest hit of the summer (in my book) is hitting DVD just in time for New Years. What are you gonna do with all that X-Mas cash? How about blow it on a copy of one of the phattest, most epic sci-fi action flicks of the decade? F*ck yeah! In one or two disc fashion, prepare to pimp yourself out this post-Holiday season.
ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE - January 26, 2010
The WTF DVD of the Week continues with ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE. It's not that a low budget zombie flick is so WTF (it's actually standard par for the course), but rather the stars this sucker has. Kenny James? Is that like Kevin James' brother? Or how about Michael Empson, the long-lost twin brother of JoBlo.com's very own Mike Sampson. Throw in glowing eyed zombies, and a chick rockin' the Bride of Frankenstein hairdo, and you have yourself this week's WTF DVD!
DARK RAGE January 12th Because rage is only scary... when it's dark. Or when it's... dark rage!!!!
THE EVIL DEAD December 1st Because you can never have too many copies of THE EVIL DEAD.
MAID-DROID - December 22nd Because this may be every man's fantasy... and nightmare.
That's all for this week! Stay tuned every week for your latest DVD news, and as always, feel free to shoot me an email (email@example.com ) for any & all DVD news, scoops, and easter eggs!