A DANGEROUS MAN - February 9
Nothing says F*CK YEAH like a STD Steven Seagal flick, especially one called A DANGEROUS MAN, one of the most 'no duh' titles in history. Even for a Seagal film. They Started This. He'll Finish It. Taglines don't get any better than that, do they? Of course they don't. How he manages to make all of these STD movies and fight crime on STEVE SEAGAL: LAW MAN is beyond me. Maybe he really is super human after all!
BUBBA HO-TEP (Blu-ray) - July 12
We're looking six months into the future here, and while it's a long wait... I think it's safe to say that it'll be worth it. Just gander at all those special features gracing the new Blu-ray release of Elvis vs a Mummy. One of Bruce Campbell's best roles to date (second, of course, to Ash)? You betcha. Commentary by 'the King'? Uh-oh. I think I just made a Bubba Ho-Tepp in my pants!
BLADE OF THE RIPPER - January 26
Spanish Grindhouse-style entertainment from the early 70s? Remastered for premium sound and picture quality on DVD? A big knife and a chick who most likely shows off her hoo-hahs? Sweeeeeeeet. I've heard of JACK THE RIPPER, I've heard of THE NEW YORK RIPPER, but never have I heard of BLADE OF THE RIPPER... until now! I wonder what I've been missing after all these years...
THE DOUBLE BORN – January 26 – Because being born is bad enough, having to do it twice must be torture!
DOCTOR DEATH – January 26 – Because something tells me this guy's a doctor of death... and just look at that receding hairline!
THE WRAITH - March 2 – Because Charlie Sheen was once a badass--here's the proof!
That's all for this week! Stay tuned every week for your latest DVD news, and as always, feel free to shoot me an email (firstname.lastname@example.org ) for any & all DVD news, scoops, and easter eggs!