TH3RE - April 24th
Apparently this flick just made itís theatrical debut over the weekend, and already itís preparing for itís DVD release. Thatís when you know itís a good flick- cause they want you to buy it as soon as youíve seen it in the theater, right? RIGHT? Survey points to Ďnoí, but itís surprising that a movie based on a book bombed this bad. Maybe it just didnít find itís audienceÖ yeah, thatís itÖ
THE ADDAMS FAMILY: VOLUME 2 - March 27th
Whoís kooky, spooky andÖ um, dooky. No, thatís not it. Damnit! I canít remember! Maybe thatís a good sign that itís time for my ass to pick this DVD up, as after sitting through the opening credits twenty some-odd times I may have the damn tune stuck in my head for the next 30 years. But until then, Iíll just have to make some shit upÖ Theyíre kooky and theyíre fookyÖ
BLACK CAT - April 24th
Director Lucio Fulci is one man thatís influenced horror flick after horror flick, and this oneís no exception. Based on the Edgar Allen Poe poem of the same name, this is release is for a limited time only, so donít delay and pick it up NOW! That is, as long as youíre into dudes who can talk to the deadÖ and to cats. Talk about some sweet skills!
HOUSE BY THE CEMETARY - April 24th
Much like the above BLACK CAT, this Fulci flick is for a limited time only- so donít waste time, or Iíll have to waste you. Just kiddingÖor am I? If you take anything from this flick, it should be that living in a house by the cemetery (any cemetery, really), is a really f*cking bad idea. Cause if you do, youíll like be brutally killed, or your head will be taken off and some guy might stick his wang in your eye socket. And that's not be cool.
DEATH ROW aka THE HAUNTED PRISON - March 6th
Watch the trailer for this flick below and tell me it doesnít look awesome. Yes, it may look horrible (which it does), and it may look cheesy (guilty again), but damnit Jim, it looks like one entertaining good ride! Throw in Danny Trejo in the mix as a prison guard of all things, and you have yourselves a speeming good time. Plus, what do chicks do in abandoned haunted prisons? They take showers, of course! Check it out below to see that I ainít lyiní to ya.
THE GHOST Ė April 24th Ė Because itís what happens when youíre friends with ghosts- they kill everyone you know around you. So take that as a lesson, and donít be friendsÖ with ghosts.
SLAUGHTER NIGHT aka SL8N8 Ė April 10th Ė Because itís a morality tale about why you shouldnít get plastic surgery. You get plastic surgeryÖ you die. Simple life lesson right there.
TURISTAS Ė April 17th Ė Because itís about time you took a vacationÖ in human organ smuggling hell! Yay!
That's all for this week! Stay tuned every week for your latest DVD news, and as always, feel free to shoot me an email (firstname.lastname@example.org ) for any & all DVD news, scoops, and easter eggs!