I dunno what the hell we're looking at here, but Trojan sure has their work cut out for them coming up with a rubber for this poor fellow.
Rob Zombie took to his official page earlier today and posted the below image of a very sad, melted-wax looking ding-a-ling, which was created by make-up maestro Wayne Toth for Zombie's upcoming horror effort LORDS OF SALEM.
Accompanying the grotesque image - which, it's worth noting, is titled "Satan mockup" - was the following caption from Zombie: “Here is another behind the scenes look at some rather disgusting chunky bits from THE LORDS OF SALEM. Wayne Toth sure has made a nasty looking whatever-you-want-to-call-it. Enjoy.”
Enjoy? Thanks Rob, we'll try...
The LORDS OF SALEM synopsis: A mysterious wooden box containing a vinyl record arrives for Heidi, "a gift from the Lords". She assumes it's a rock band on a mission to spread their word. As Heidi and Whitey play the Lords' record, it starts to play backwards, and Heidi experiences a flashback to a past trauma.
Later Whitey plays the Lords' record, dubbing them the Lords of Salem, and to his surprise, the record plays normally and is a massive hit with listeners.
The arrival of another wooden box from the Lords presents the Big H Team with free tickets, posters and records to host a gig in Salem. Soon Heidi and her cohorts find that the gig is far from the rock spectacle they're expecting: the original Lords of Salem are returning, and they're out for BLOOD.