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Horror Whores: Dark Shadows (2012)

May. 30, 2013by: Jared Pacheco
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How do you guys feel about Tim Burton's DARK SHADOWS? From what I can tell the think has gotten a pretty mixed bag. Personally I didn't mind the flick. Put it this way - it was worth a rental. If for nothing else because of Eva Green. She is just absolutely gorgeous! So for today's Horror Whores I'm going with Green's love scene with Johnny Depp's 'Barnabas Collins.' Glad to see I'm not the only one that trashes a room every time I have sex.

Dark Shadows (2012)

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12:05PM on 05/31/2013
I really enjoyed this movie, and it inspired me to check out the original TV shows and movies. I loved the 1991 revival series and I'm currently watching the original show (almost to episode 400!). I'm loving it! I honestly think Tim Burton did a pretty good job paying homage to the show without taking himself too seriously. It has its flaws but overall it's an entertaining movie and I LOVED Eva Green as Angelique. Casting Michelle Pfeiffer as Elizabeth was brilliant as well.
I really enjoyed this movie, and it inspired me to check out the original TV shows and movies. I loved the 1991 revival series and I'm currently watching the original show (almost to episode 400!). I'm loving it! I honestly think Tim Burton did a pretty good job paying homage to the show without taking himself too seriously. It has its flaws but overall it's an entertaining movie and I LOVED Eva Green as Angelique. Casting Michelle Pfeiffer as Elizabeth was brilliant as well.
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8:59PM on 05/30/2013
Personally I hated this movie as if it had killed my parents in Crime Alley. I thought Eva Green wayyyyy overacted it, opening her mouth too wide and smiling like a wide-eyed goon, as if they were rehearsal takes and she just wanted to fuck around. The whole "Yeah, I'm a werewolf" thing, and the golden arches, and dumb [link] jokes like that. Actually the only good part about seeing this movie was getting into that car accident on the way home. Losing the use of my legs and penis was much
Personally I hated this movie as if it had killed my parents in Crime Alley. I thought Eva Green wayyyyy overacted it, opening her mouth too wide and smiling like a wide-eyed goon, as if they were rehearsal takes and she just wanted to fuck around. The whole "Yeah, I'm a werewolf" thing, and the golden arches, and dumb [link] jokes like that. Actually the only good part about seeing this movie was getting into that car accident on the way home. Losing the use of my legs and penis was much better than Dark Shadows.
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