Lindsay Lohan may soon see dead people in Scary Movie 5

Last Updated on August 5, 2021

Which is more irrelevant: Lindsay Lohan or a 5th SCARY MOVIE?

As you tough that one out, I’ll have you know The Wrap is reporting that Lohan (seen) is in talks to star in SCARY MOVIE 5. No word if she’ll replace or assist Ashley Tisdale, who was awarded the female lead a few months ago, but we do know Craig Bierko and Erica Ash are also signed up.

Dated for April 19, 2013:

SCARY MOVIE 5 will involve the dance world, with a snooty, aloof, imperious, and oversexed French director of a dance company named Pierre putting on a huge production. Jody, a Caucasian late-20’s mother of two and her late-20’s African American friend Kendra are both vying for the lead in the production. Jody’s extremely controlling former dancer mother is determined that Jody will have the brilliant career that eluded her. The highly skilled mid-30’s Diva veteran dancer with the company, Heather Daltry, gets cut from the production and goes berserk.

Seems like Heather Daltry is a viable option for LL, ay? A mid-30s diva dancer…sounds about right to me. How about you?