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More bad Photoshop appears in new international Battleship posters

03.26.2012by: Jake Dee

If we know a large portion of a major studio release budget goes to prints and ads, how the hell does Universal account for such chintzy poster art for BATTLESHIP, budgeted at roughly $200,000,000?!? Absurd!

Yet here we are, another pair of international one-sheets for TRANSFORMERS 4...I mean BATTLESHIP have been fashioned. More awful Photoshop is proudly displayed, this time featuring Taylor Kitsch and Brooklyn Decker in a sad TWILIGHT pose, Rihanna looking stoned, peering off in the distance. The other has the exact same shot of Rihanna, this time matched with a steely eyed Kitsch and Liam Neeson looking for his goddamn paycheck. Can you blame him?

BATTLESHIP is an epic-scaled action-adventure that unfolds across the seas, in the skies and over land as our planet fights for survival against a superior force. Inspired by Hasbro's classic naval combat game, Battleship stars Taylor Kitsch as Lt. Alex Hopper, a Naval officer assigned to the USS John Paul Jones; Brooklyn Decker as Sam Shane, a physical therapist and Hopper's fiancee; Alexander Skarsgard as Hopper's older brother, Stone, Commanding Officer of the USS Sampson; Rihanna as Petty Officer Raikes, Hopper's crewmate and a weapons specialist on the USS John Paul Jones; and international superstar Liam Neeson as Hopper and Stone's superior (and Sam's father), Admiral Shane.

BATTLESHIP arrives May 18th.

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Extra Tidbit: Rihanna's banging Ashton Kutcher? Excuse me while I throw up...
Source: Cine1

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2:17PM on 03/27/2012
The only thing more annoying than photoshop is major movie studios constantly using it and actually think the awful results are good enough to advertise their movies. Movie posters are generally awful these days with very little imagination. I love when old school posters are created for movies especially horror movies.
The only thing more annoying than photoshop is major movie studios constantly using it and actually think the awful results are good enough to advertise their movies. Movie posters are generally awful these days with very little imagination. I love when old school posters are created for movies especially horror movies.
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12:10PM on 03/27/2012
Other than her prominent (and I use that term loosely) tits in the first poster, everything about her just screams "10 year old Latino boy".
Other than her prominent (and I use that term loosely) tits in the first poster, everything about her just screams "10 year old Latino boy".
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