New Lords of Salem poster has always been waiting…

Last Updated on August 5, 2021

(Note: The following news story is written in the singing style of Rob Zombie, as it is the only adequate way to express my excitement for the director’s upcoming THE LORDS OF SALEM. Enjoy.)

We got a new THE LORDS OF SALEM poster, yeah! Gettin’ you ready for the film’s Toronto International Film Festival premiere, ow! Bet you can’t wait to see THE LORDS OF SALEM, yeah! Too bad no theatrical release date has yet been announced, ow!

The new poster is red and has a fat demon monster, yeah! He’s gonna do some scary surreal sh*t, probably! That’s sh*t’s gonna be crazy, oh yeah! It’ll probably be a huge improvement over the HALLOWEEN remakes, ow!

The cast stars a bunch of actors from other horror movies, yeah! Sid Haig, Michael Berryman, Billy Drago, Barbara Crampton, Richard Lynch, Ken Foree, Patricia Quinn, Bruce Davison, Meg Foster, and Sheri Moon Zombie round out said ensemble cast, ow! Check out the poster and synopsis below and get ready for THE LORDS OF SALEM, yeah! Also included is a sexy picture of Sheri Moon Zombie for your viewing pleasure, yow!

Heidi, a blonde rock chick, DJs at a local radio station and, together with the two Hermans (Whitey and Munster), forms part of the “Big H Radio Team”. A mysterious wooden box containing a vinyl record arrives for Heidi, “a gift from the Lords”. She assumes it’s a rock band on a mission to spread their word. As Heidi and Whitey play the Lords’ record, it starts to play backwards, and Heidi experiences a flashback to a past trauma. Later Whitey plays the Lords’ record, dubbing them the Lords of Salem, and to his surprise, the record plays normally and is a massive hit with listeners.The arrival of another wooden box from the Lords presents the Big H Team with free tickets, posters and records to host a gig in Salem. Soon Heidi and her cohorts find that the gig is far from the rock spectacle they’re expecting: The original Lords of Salem are returning, and they’re out for BLOOD.