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Apr. 15, 2008by: Mike Catalano

On the same day The Arrow gave you all an exclusive clip of Uwe Bolls forthcoming (masterpiece?) POSTAL, a brand spanking new poster has been delivered our way (below). Hmm, Osama and Bush holding hands? Mini-Me waving? The bully from A CHRISTMAS STORY sporting shades and a machine gun? I smell Oscar!

Im actually somewhat psyched for this Uwe Boll movie. Now theres a sentence I never thought Id write. Its been getting some pretty decent word of mouth and even The Arrow gave it a positive review (check it out here). Its said to be funny, offensive, violent, and full of nudity (though some of it is male, which sucks). If only Uwe Boll wasnt such a notoriously shitty director, Id be completely sold. I wonder if you, the reader, is excited for this flick to come out.

POSTAL is set to release on May 23rd opposite INDIANA JONES AND THE KINGDOM OF THE CRYSTAL SKULL. I wonder which one people will see first?

Source: IGN.com

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6:29AM on 04/16/2008
Uwe Boll is a douche-nozzle.

Okay, my bad, kidding. He's just a pretentious person who thinks everything he does is "genius," and that Michael Bay, Eli Roth, and George Clooney make "bullshit," and therefore he needs a good enema or three to help clear his head, so thoroughly shoved up his own rectum.
Uwe Boll is a douche-nozzle.

Okay, my bad, kidding. He's just a pretentious person who thinks everything he does is "genius," and that Michael Bay, Eli Roth, and George Clooney make "bullshit," and therefore he needs a good enema or three to help clear his head, so thoroughly shoved up his own rectum.
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