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7 years agoby: Mike Catalano
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Please excuse the following rant, but all people who have been on reality shows and then think they're bona fide stars can go f*ck themselves. For some reason, if someone's been on a show like "Survivor" or "The Real World" or "The Amazing Race", why do they automatically think that they should be in movies? I've got a happy little wake up call for those folks: You Shouldn't!

Regardless, it looks like someone is giving a bunch of "reality posers" a shot at film-dom in a new horror flick called REALITY HORROR NIGHTS (nice title, Not!). This lame gimmick was already tried once before with a horror offering called THE SCORNED, which failed on many levels even though it did feature hottie-but-moron Trishelle Cannatella (top right). Anyways, NIGHTS is attempting to showcase the insurmountable talents of folks from shows like "The Mole", "Survivor", "The Biggest Loser", and "I Love Money" and its plot simply goes as follows:

The story follows reality contestants thinking they’re joining a new show to compete for $1 million, but realize a lot more is at stake as their fellow players die off in freakish accidents.

Just brilliant. The only positive I see coming from this flick is giving viewers the opportunity to watch a bunch of self-centered little bitches get killed. Too bad it's only a movie. Was that too harsh?

Source: Dread Central

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1:19AM on 12/14/2008

I don't think this is as bad as all that!

People say the same thing about Pro-Wrestlers being bad actors and Fame seekers but Roddy Piper in They Live was awesome and the movie is a classic. Plus, horror movies are being taken away from horror fans and it's being given to pop culture fans. They ruined SAW by making it hollywood. A good low budgit slasher movie like Happy Birthday To Me, Slumber Party Massacre or April Fool's Day would bring horror back to where it belongs. Anyways, a good point I read on another blog was "most horror
People say the same thing about Pro-Wrestlers being bad actors and Fame seekers but Roddy Piper in They Live was awesome and the movie is a classic. Plus, horror movies are being taken away from horror fans and it's being given to pop culture fans. They ruined SAW by making it hollywood. A good low budgit slasher movie like Happy Birthday To Me, Slumber Party Massacre or April Fool's Day would bring horror back to where it belongs. Anyways, a good point I read on another blog was "most horror movie actors aren't like Jack Nickelson in the Shining" or even Bruce Campbell in Evil Dead. "So who gives a crap what project they did to get in the door. So long as the FXs are good, it's filmed well and the story grabs ya, who cares about the actor's name." I can't remember the names of the actors of most good horror movies anyways. So they're from reality tv. Well that's the premise so at lease someone is trying to make sense in making this movie. Now they just need to make it a good Horror movie and not a cheap meal ticket. If they try to make a good horror movie they should succeed cause looking at the cast they seem to have the formula in place. Now they just have to EXECUTE! (pun intended)
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