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Rosemary's Baby, the remake. Sigh...

03.03.2008by: Eric Walkuski

It was inevitable, yes, but my lord... this kind of news really makes your shoulders sag and your face go a dismal shade of white...

According to Shock Till You Drop, those creatively bankrupt drones at Michael Bay's Platinum Dunes are currently making plans to update ROSEMARY'S BABY, the classic 1968 Roman Polanski film about a woman unwittingly being used to give birth to the Anti-Christ. A search for a writer is underway...

I mean, I'm simply at a loss for words. Does this studio have a single creative bone in its body? Is there such emptiness in their brains that they can do nothing other than steal ideas? I know I'm making it sound like this is the end of the world - it isn't - but these people epitomize the soullessness of Hollywood. Their ability to show no imagination or respect for the art of cinema announcement after announcement stuns me. Do they really think they can make ROSEMARY'S BABY or THE BIRDS - or even A NIGHTMARE ON ELM STREET - better? This isn't an issue of "lets wait and see." They will not improve on those films. They're only looking to steal money from an audience they consider to be suckers, but I guess that's their business. Good for them...(Turns out I wasn't at a loss for words, I'll climb down from the soapbox now.)

Source: STYD

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7:39AM on 03/04/2008
Well maybe they'll at least use an attractive woman this time around. You'd think after a few million years Satan would have been able to find someone more attractive to bump uglies with. :p
Well maybe they'll at least use an attractive woman this time around. You'd think after a few million years Satan would have been able to find someone more attractive to bump uglies with. :p
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10:05PM on 03/03/2008

So...

Who wants to bet on when the Exorcist is next in line? I mean, what is left now?
Who wants to bet on when the Exorcist is next in line? I mean, what is left now?
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7:29PM on 03/03/2008
I'm exhausted from hearing news like this and getting angry. From now on I'm going to assume that EVERY horror will be remade unless told otherwise.
I'm exhausted from hearing news like this and getting angry. From now on I'm going to assume that EVERY horror will be remade unless told otherwise.
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6:29PM on 03/03/2008
Has Platinum Dunes put out a single good movie yet? Wait ... reading down the list ... nope. They all sucked.
Has Platinum Dunes put out a single good movie yet? Wait ... reading down the list ... nope. They all sucked.
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5:15PM on 03/03/2008
NO.

NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO!!!!!!!!!
NO.

NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO!!!!!!!!!
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