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Russian poster for Vampires Suck takes a bite out of New Moon

07.20.2010by: Ammon Gilbert

In case you hadn't figured it out before, with all the NEW STILLS and whatnot coming out of VAMPIRES SUCK, then the new Russian poster says it all: this movie is spoofing NEW MOON and the rest of the TWILIGHT SAGA.

It also appears to be taking a stab at Buffy the Vampire Slayer (is she still relevant?) and chihuahuas for some reason, which just goes to show how lame this f*cking movie is going to be.

But let's say you want to know what this f*cker's all about. Check it: A spoof of vampire-themed movies, where teenager Becca finds herself torn between two boys. As she and her friends wrestle with a number of different dramas, everything comes to a head at their prom.

Yeesh. Enjoy the new Russian poster below, and get ready for VAMPIRES SUCK in theaters everywhere August 18, 2010.


Anneliese van der Pol's glorious side-boob action

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Extra Tidbit: This looks even worse than DATE MOVIE, EPIC MOVIE, and DISASTER MOVIE.... combined!
Source: PPP

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