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08.10.2009by: JimmyO

Simple, and absolutely definitive of the classic series that made it cool to watch a television show which focused on aliens, monsters and other things that go bump in the night. And you know what else goes bump in the night? For starters, a massively long session of sex between a man of power and his secretary who does much more than type letters. That definitely goes bump, thud and ‘Mmmmm yeah… F*ck me hard…’ as the sun sets and darkness comes down upon us. But what on earth does that have to do with “The X-Files” you ask. Well, quite a bit when you are talking about THE X-FILES: A DARK XXX PARODY. Yep, Scully and Mulder are back, but not quite in the way you’d remember them. And Skinner is there too… DEFINITELY not what your memory would recall. This time, Skinner is getting all sorts of action with his secretary and at one point lets her know that he has his own special X-File, just for her.


CUM ON THE XXX-FILES SET WITH US!

I’ve been on a lot of sets, and it is always a unique experience. From IRON MAN 2 to FAST AND FURIOUS, and even LAND OF THE LOST, but nothing could prepare me for this. Ironically, I mean that as a compliment. I’d honestly never been on the set of an adult feature, so I had very little expectations as to what I would be seeing. I figured I’d see sex, and I did, but I didn’t realize the level of professionalism that comes with a cum shot. When I arrived, I was greeted by some of the crew, each one was very kind. They had no problem that a strange man was about to get a peek at a different kind of X-File. And once I stepped onto the set, one of the producers ask if I was comfortable watching a couple having sex. Now, I’ve seen a porno here and there, but there is a difference between seeing it in the privacy of your home or on your computer as opposed to walking into a room and passing a very tall fellow stroking himself, trying to keep it… you know, erect.

The nature of the beast is simple, porno’s are all about sex and focus on everything leading up to the climax. But for this particular feature, writer/director Sam Hain wanted to do something that is unique in this world, he wanted to create an X-Files episode that would feel like an actual episode. Mr. Hain was a major fan of the series, and with the current crop of “Parody Porn”, why not take on a different tone. It comes off the heels of such parodies of THE OFFICE: A XXX PARODY, SEINFELD: A XXX PARODY and FRIENDS: A XXX PARODY. And the company behind it all is New Sensations. But this particular film has one of the highest budget’s ever for this kind of film, and they are trying to push the boundaries with special effects and a set design that is very close to what the reel life Mulder and Scully would’ve been placed in.

For fans of the series, this particular “episode” would fit somewhere around the 7th Season. The attraction between Scully (Kimberly Kane) and Mulder (Anthony Rosano) is clear, but most of the hardcore sex is devoted to other characters including the previously mentioned Skinner (Rod Fontana) who finds a little support from Arlene (the absolutely lovely Aurora Snow). There is a fun little orgy consisting of hooded figures getting down and dirty in hopes that Lilith (Ashlynn Brooke) will come back from the dead and join the party. That particular scene, I was awaiting to see live and in person, but sadly I didn’t get a chance to be a part of it. I offered my service for a cameo though… maybe next time. With all this wild and crazy XXX action, the script is very clearly inspired by the series and in many ways, could’ve been one of those stand alone episodes that I really dug… although the sex between the two FBI agents would’ve been off-screen… not this time though, as they do find comfort and probably a myriad of other feelings as they finally consummate their relationship.

While I only witnessed a couple of scenes, I have to say the level of respect that they gave to the original series is incredibly cool. From pencils sticking out from the ceiling, and sunflower seeds ready for the snacking, it was clear that there was absolute love going on here. It was wonderful how kind and welcoming the entire cast an crew was, and it was also a pleasure to sit and chat with Aurora about anything and everything from health care to the business of adult entertainment. I feel like I’m gushing a bit, I have to admit that this was one of the most pleasant experiences I’ve had on a set. Sure it took awhile to get used to the hardcore action (although they shot a few scenes “softcore”), but whenever a cast and crew is this welcoming, it makes the job that much more fun.

So if you are a fan of good old fashion hardcore action, or if you just happen to really dig The X-Files and are curious as to how close they get to the series, you’ll be able to check it out yourself upon its release. And this here is a big deal folks, as mentioned, it is one of the highest budgeted adult features ever made. With a decent script and a few special effects thrown in for good measure, this might just be Fox Mulder’s favorite movie ever. For me, I am curious to see the final product and I also happen to be very grateful for the warm reception given to Arrow In The Head… and yes, I just wrote “head”. After all, there was lots of it. Thanks again New Sensation… and remember, next time I want that cameo!



Do you believe? I sure do.

Extra Tidbit: On the topic of parody? What is the next major motion picture title that would translate well? Watchmen? Iron Man? Thoughts?
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1:02PM on 09/15/2009

My doesn't she look the part

Just caught the scrubs xxx trailer so looking forwards to this on the subject of what else would be good to see done.
Charlies Angels (tv rather than the film)
Ally McBeal (series 2 onwards Nell and Ling no Dancing Baby)
Cheers, 3rd Rock from the Sun, Dream On , Starsky and Hutch (series not the film again), Battlestar Galactia/Babylon 5 (as Treks been done a lot) and Desperate Housewives. Spring to mind for starters
Just caught the scrubs xxx trailer so looking forwards to this on the subject of what else would be good to see done.
Charlies Angels (tv rather than the film)
Ally McBeal (series 2 onwards Nell and Ling no Dancing Baby)
Cheers, 3rd Rock from the Sun, Dream On , Starsky and Hutch (series not the film again), Battlestar Galactia/Babylon 5 (as Treks been done a lot) and Desperate Housewives. Spring to mind for starters
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11:28PM on 08/20/2009

JimmyO

Oh I agree it is a business and they are there to make money...otherwise they wouldn't do and try and sell it. I'll also agree with you that they conduct themselves better than some places that claim to be "legitimate" businessess. I've seen first hand my friend.
Oh I agree it is a business and they are there to make money...otherwise they wouldn't do and try and sell it. I'll also agree with you that they conduct themselves better than some places that claim to be "legitimate" businessess. I've seen first hand my friend.
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12:01AM on 08/13/2009

Skullbone

Actually yes, it was meant to be funny in an ironic sort of way. But truth is man, this is a business and it is run that way. At least it is nowadays for the most part. I've also seen quite a few "legit" professions that are not nearly as professional as this.
Actually yes, it was meant to be funny in an ironic sort of way. But truth is man, this is a business and it is run that way. At least it is nowadays for the most part. I've also seen quite a few "legit" professions that are not nearly as professional as this.
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11:59PM on 08/12/2009

Skullbone

Actually yes, it was meant to be funny in an ironic sort of way. But truth is man, this is a business and it is run that way. At least it is nowadays for the most part. I've also seen quite a few "legit" professions that are not nearly as professional as this.
Actually yes, it was meant to be funny in an ironic sort of way. But truth is man, this is a business and it is run that way. At least it is nowadays for the most part. I've also seen quite a few "legit" professions that are not nearly as professional as this.
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11:57PM on 08/11/2009

Hahahaha

You can't believe the professionalism that goes into a cum shot?!?!?! Really! Professionalism..in a cum shot?! I'm sorry I can't help but laugh at that...I know the people in these films can be cool people but man that's a funny statement and seems totally contradictory....LOL
You can't believe the professionalism that goes into a cum shot?!?!?! Really! Professionalism..in a cum shot?! I'm sorry I can't help but laugh at that...I know the people in these films can be cool people but man that's a funny statement and seems totally contradictory....LOL
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11:57PM on 08/11/2009

Hahahaha

You can't believe the professionalism that goes into a cum shot?!?!?! Really! Professionalism..in a cum shot?! I'm sorry I can't help but laugh at that...I know the people in these films can be cool people but man that's a funny statement and seems totally contradictory....LOL
You can't believe the professionalism that goes into a cum shot?!?!?! Really! Professionalism..in a cum shot?! I'm sorry I can't help but laugh at that...I know the people in these films can be cool people but man that's a funny statement and seems totally contradictory....LOL
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6:52PM on 08/10/2009
This has got to be the oddest set visit I've ever read about. This film is either going to be a masterpiece of adult films or .... be better then the real series haha!
This has got to be the oddest set visit I've ever read about. This film is either going to be a masterpiece of adult films or .... be better then the real series haha!
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6:23PM on 08/10/2009

amazing

This movie sounds amazing. I can't wait to check it out. Great job, JimmyO! You lucky bastard!
This movie sounds amazing. I can't wait to check it out. Great job, JimmyO! You lucky bastard!
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3:49PM on 08/10/2009

???

Where's the boobie pics? lol
Where's the boobie pics? lol
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3:47PM on 08/10/2009
This is an awesome set visit!

I hope they make one of these based on Lost or Heroes soon, if they haven't already.
This is an awesome set visit!

I hope they make one of these based on Lost or Heroes soon, if they haven't already.
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2:09PM on 08/10/2009
"... this might just be Fox Mulder’s favorite movie ever."

Amen! The man loves his porn.

Overall, sounds like a pretty cool set visit, and it's nice to know that they're actually trying to be faithful to the series. One nitpick, though: where's the "I Want to Believe" poster in Mulder's office? It's essential, man!

Anyway, it sounds like a pretty cool production, and I, for one, will definitely be checking it out.
"... this might just be Fox Mulder’s favorite movie ever."

Amen! The man loves his porn.

Overall, sounds like a pretty cool set visit, and it's nice to know that they're actually trying to be faithful to the series. One nitpick, though: where's the "I Want to Believe" poster in Mulder's office? It's essential, man!

Anyway, it sounds like a pretty cool production, and I, for one, will definitely be checking it out.
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12:08PM on 08/10/2009
WOW Excellent job i like
WOW Excellent job i like
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12:06PM on 08/10/2009

SB

Really eager to see Kimberly Kane play Scully in this movie but disappointed that from the sound of it she only gets one hardcore scene- is this true? I was hoping for a couple featuring her in action as that lovely redhead at least.....
Really eager to see Kimberly Kane play Scully in this movie but disappointed that from the sound of it she only gets one hardcore scene- is this true? I was hoping for a couple featuring her in action as that lovely redhead at least.....
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