Last Updated on July 26, 2021
Every once in awhile someone has an idea that’s so simple, it’s simply genius. Like when Catalano asked if I ever do a sequel to a Top 10 after we discussed what a shame it was that “Tit Shots” had already been done. Well the answer is no, but that doesn’t mean another angle can’t be taken.
So this time the focus is simply on the best boobs in horror. We’re talking about those scenes where an actress and her boobs create a duet of deliciousness that simply cannot be ignored. I’ll give you fair warning that this does not require nudity, although that certainly helps.
And once you’re done enjoying this week’s list, why not spit bullets with other great boobs, and even better, links to make your argument more persuasive, so that everybody can get in on the fun. Boobs! Heh heh.
Hard to leave the lovely Ms. Mitra off the list even though the scene in question is not exactly a fun one. She’s just such a lovely lass and getting to see her assets is well worth any moral qualms that might come from deriving enjoyment out of a rape by invisible assailant. At least it’s not as bad as THE ENTITY.
Hello nipples! Rose is one of the hottest women in Hollywood, and the fact that she was a good enough sport to rock the twin torpedoes for Wes Craven in SCREAM speaks volumes for her. Sure the character ends up eating it in one of the lamest deaths ever, but she does it with Aniston-like front thimbles, so much can be forgiven.
It’s pretty stupid that Hewitt still refuses to give up the goods, because her boobs are primarily a co-star in every film she does. Of course IKWYDLS takes it to a whole ‘nother level. There’s is no scene that doesn’t appear to have been lit, shot and scripted around how to make Jen’s substantial assets pop. Just show the goods babe. We’ll all take you a lot more seriously when you allow the focus to shift from your constantly, conspicuously covered boobs.
AITH’s new resident columnist is a chick who ain’t afraid to get nekkid. And being a dude, I gotta say thank God for that because her bewbs are awesome and I’m comfortable with being simple enough to be down with that. At the same time, what makes Ms. Shepis so fucking amazing is her unique sass mixed with the fact that she’d likely drink your monkey ass under the table, while still dropping the vibe that she’s a truly genuine lady.
Natural f*cking wonders my friends. They actually don’t look quite as good here as they have in certain other projects, but damn this is the kind of womanly flesh that leads men to go on Frodo-like quests. Is it possible that a pair of lady lumps could uncrazy Kim Jong Ill? If so I’d bet on the Baird.
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