Plus I figured you guys wouldn't mind another week of gratuitous nudity and violence. Of course some of the picks are less "fun" than others, but overall you shouldn't feel too bad if a few of these strike you as a damn good time. Then again, I often hear that I should get into therapy so you may not want to trust my judgment.
So if you have any well loved death by sex scenes, or death surrounded by sex scenes, hell even what you think are some sexy death scenes - spit 'dem bullets below!
Yeah, yeah, I know. It's not a horror flick. I'll give you a hint. Neither is the #1 pick. But damn, can I get some love for a cinematic opening that flat out rules when it comes to giving us all of the kinds of penetration that genre fans dig. Especially the unrated version which is flat out off the hook. When you know a chick is going to kill you, and you still think the sex looks worth it, well that deserves some respect.
Shannon Elizabeth raped to death by a psychotic snowman. Do I really need to say anything more?
Good lord. Poor Danielle Harris just gets brutalized when she makes the mistake of trying to get it on with her boytoy on an evening when Michael Myers is around. Zombie's kind of a master at taking an exploitive approach to a scene and then twisting it to make sure you feel bad for looking forward to it. I definitely was cool with seeing the DH naked, but not like this. Man, not like this.
Ah Julia. She starts off as such a delicate seeming flower in Hellraiser, but put a skinless undead former lover in front of her and the girl gets her knickers all in a bunch. Next thing you know she's playing black widow, getting loads of pervy British gents to follow her home for a little afternoon delight. Of course instead of the ole in 'n out they get munched on. Never trust a girl who seems too good to be true fellas.
Not only is Christa Campbell a knockout, but she also has a ton of fun as the acidic moonshine slinging Milk Maid in a film that has multiple scenes you could give love to on a list like this. Genital crunching and deadly sodomy notwithstanding, the true Joy of Sex death is watching that lovely lass grind a young man to distraction while she sends a whole lotta pain straight to his innards.