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Try to make sense of this poster for Kevin Smith's Yoga Hosers

06.01.2016by: Brennan Klein
KEvin Smith Yoga Hosers

This new poster for Kevin Smith's TUSK follow-up YOGA HOSERS is... perplexing. For some reason, it assumes that you already know that the movie contains villainous "foot tall Canadian Nazis made of sentient bratwurst," because that's the only way to justify the groaner pun they use as a tagline.

But that's hardly apparent in the poster, which depicts the creatures looking more like, I don't know, Hitler leprechauns. I suppose I can pretty confidently say I'm not in the demographic for this film, though if you are, this poster is much better than the eye-searing previous design. Check it out below!

Starring Lily-Rose Depp, Harley Quinn Smith, and Johnny Depp, reprising their TUSK roles, YOGA HOSERS tells the story of:

15-year-old yoga nuts Colleen Collette and Colleen McKenzie, who have an after-school job at a Manitoba convenience store called Eh-2-Zed. When an ancient evil rises from beneath Canada’s crust and threatens their big invitation to a Grade 12 party, the Colleens join forces with a legendary man-hunter from Montreal named Guy Lapointe to fight for their lives with all seven chakras, one Warrior Pose at a time.

YOGA HOSERS also stars Johnny Depp, Ralph Garman, Tony Hale, Natasha Lyonne, Austin Butler, Adam Brody, Tyler Posey, Kevin Conroy, Stan Lee, Jason Mewes, Jennifer Schwalbach, Justin Long, Haley Joel Osment, Genesis Rodriguez, and Harley Morenstein.

Smith will be taking the film on tour in the U.S. throughout June and July, with early screenings scheduled to happen in Louisiana, Florida, Texas, Ohio, North Carolina, and California. The list of dates and venues can be found here.

A wider release will follow on July 29th.

Extra Tidbit: Will you be venturing into YOGA HOSERS?

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5:25PM on 06/01/2016

Did they really write "A movie for kids" on the poster????

Kevin Smith must have already given up on this one. I have read early reviews and seen that last trailer. I feel pretty confident its just horrendous. I think Kevin Smith feels bad that adults might accidentally watch this so he is warning us to stay away. To that, I say thank you. I will still come around and watch MallBrats or Clerks 3 if either happens, but I wont even give this one a try. Its so bad it doesnt even warrant a Netflix viewing.
Kevin Smith must have already given up on this one. I have read early reviews and seen that last trailer. I feel pretty confident its just horrendous. I think Kevin Smith feels bad that adults might accidentally watch this so he is warning us to stay away. To that, I say thank you. I will still come around and watch MallBrats or Clerks 3 if either happens, but I wont even give this one a try. Its so bad it doesnt even warrant a Netflix viewing.
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