As far as theatrical releases go, you're going to have to stretch you imaginations and call 10,000 BC a genre effort (prehistoric monsters...?). Otherwise, you're going to have to stick to DVD, with the zombie epic AUTOMATON TRANSFUSION, and a slew of STD basura along the likes of SUBURBAN SASQUATCH, a giant monster snake in MEGA SNAKE, and an ARMY OF DARKNESS rip-off called ARMY OF THE DEAD. Yay for March! Now where's the real releases...
Rated PG-13 for sequences of intense action and violence.
Directed by Roland Emmerich
Starring Steven Strait, Camilla Belle, Cliff Curtis
Run Time: ???
In a remote mountain tribe, the young hunter, D'Leh, has found his heart's passion - the beautiful Evolet. When a band of mysterious warlords raid his village and kidnap Evolet, D'Leh is forced to lead a small group of hunters to pursue the warlords to the end of the world to save her. Driven by destiny, the unlikely band of warriors must battle saber-tooth tigers and prehistoric predators and, at their heroic journey's end, they uncover a Lost Civilization. Their ultimate fate lies in an empire beyond imagination, where great pyramids reach into the skies. Here they will take their stand against a powerful god who has brutally enslaved their people.
SLAUGHTERING STORES THIS WEEK
Starring Garrett Jones, Juliet Reeves
Directed by Steven C. Miller
Run Time: 88 Min.
Three teens find themselves in a town over run with zombies. Deciding to fight back, they go on a punch you in the throat, action packed, non-stop ride through the swamps, forests, blood and ZOMBIES!
Starring Dave Wascavage
Directed by Bill Ushler, Sue Lynn Sanchez, Juan Fernandez
Run Time: 97 minutes
The always mystical and mysterious Bigfoot is out to make his presence known and claim his territory. No longer hidden under the veil of forestry, the beast is on a blood thirsty rampage right in the heart of peaceful suburbia! A local reporter is on the scene following victim after bloody victim. The cool calm of middle class living has been ravaged by the savage beast and the police seem to be hiding something. Who can stop this terror and who will survive the brutality of SUBURBAN SASQUATCH!?
Directed by Tibor Takacs
Starring Ben Cardinal, Siri Baruc, Michael Shanks, John T. Woods
Run Time: 104 Minutes
Because his father was killed by a poisonous snake bite, Les Daniels has a deadly fear of snakes. Chaos ensues when Lesí brother accidentally unleashes a rare, extremely deadly mythical snake. The snake escapes into Lesí small town and begins to grow at a terrifying rate. Now Les must overcome his paralyzing fear to help protect his small town against the growing, deadly MEGASNAKE, which is devouring anything in its path.
ARMY OF THE DEAD
Directed by Joseph Contegiacomo
Starring Audrey Marie Anderson, Ross Kelly, Mike Hatfield
Run Time: 89 Minutes
In 1590, Coronado dispatched a division of one thousand men to find the legendary city of gold, El Dorado. Those men never returned. While searching Baja peninsula caves as part of an archeological expedition, a university professor and his students unwittingly unleash a long dormant curse. They soon find themselves in a life or death battle with an army of skeletal warriors, the undead remnants of Coronado s conquistadors. CLICK HERE TO ORDER THIS DVD