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Oct. 19, 2009by: The Arrow

Hey all welcome to YOUR 69 CENTS! You guys and dolls read our opinions on movies all the time - but hey - we like to read too and want to know YOURS! Today's culprit is the unnecessary, pansy ass PG 13 remake THE STEPFATHER (yup the original was a proud Rated R.). Shoot your 69 cents below!

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2:01PM on 10/17/2009

will not view this piece of shit

Fuck you Hollywood quit with the remaking of classic movies. I also will not watch the Night of the Demons, or Nightmare on Elm Street remake either as a matter of principle. Hollywood create your own storyline or at the very least do a movie based off a novel that hasn't been done yet. You know something original then again I doubt Hollywood these days knows what that word means.
Fuck you Hollywood quit with the remaking of classic movies. I also will not watch the Night of the Demons, or Nightmare on Elm Street remake either as a matter of principle. Hollywood create your own storyline or at the very least do a movie based off a novel that hasn't been done yet. You know something original then again I doubt Hollywood these days knows what that word means.
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12:04PM on 10/17/2009
Also, The one scene that actually seemed cool in the trailer (buzz saw dangling dangerously close to Amber Heard's face) was not even featured in the movie. What kinda BS is that?
Also, The one scene that actually seemed cool in the trailer (buzz saw dangling dangerously close to Amber Heard's face) was not even featured in the movie. What kinda BS is that?
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1:46PM on 10/17/2009
Seriously? Damn, I figured they'd do something lame with it (you know it wouldn't go anywhere since it's PG13 and that's a main character), but just tease us and leave it out? Well, thanks for the heads up. It's official I will not see it at all!
Seriously? Damn, I figured they'd do something lame with it (you know it wouldn't go anywhere since it's PG13 and that's a main character), but just tease us and leave it out? Well, thanks for the heads up. It's official I will not see it at all!
11:29AM on 10/17/2009

Yeesh!

Now I'm really not eager to find time this weekend to see it... bugh... how can you fuck up The Stepfather???? Like really, use the great original as a template and voila! You're done! Hollywood man...
Now I'm really not eager to find time this weekend to see it... bugh... how can you fuck up The Stepfather???? Like really, use the great original as a template and voila! You're done! Hollywood man...
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11:49PM on 10/16/2009

NO!!!!!

Holy Balls! I expected this to be bad but I just was not prepared for the huge shit this movie turned out to be. Its as bad as you thought it'd be x5. Just a lazy wimpified version of the original. Thank god I didn't pay to see this...
After leaving the theater I went to two different best buys to get the original on dvd. The workers had never heard of the original and thought I was referring to the 1 in theaters. I educated them and warned them to not see the new one. The best buy didn't have
Holy Balls! I expected this to be bad but I just was not prepared for the huge shit this movie turned out to be. Its as bad as you thought it'd be x5. Just a lazy wimpified version of the original. Thank god I didn't pay to see this...
After leaving the theater I went to two different best buys to get the original on dvd. The workers had never heard of the original and thought I was referring to the 1 in theaters. I educated them and warned them to not see the new one. The best buy didn't have it in and the second only had 1 copy. (its widely backordered for some reason)
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11:24AM on 10/16/2009
won't see it, but it sucks.
won't see it, but it sucks.
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8:53AM on 10/19/2009

Maybe...

Maybe if I didn't know and love the original I would have dug it more. [link]
Maybe if I didn't know and love the original I would have dug it more. [link]
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12:47AM on 10/18/2009

Ehh

I don't know if it's because I was under the influence or what but I didn't find STEPFATHER to be as bad as people are saying...

Dylan Walsh was amazing. Seeing the little hints of psycho in him was great... and the fact that they put Amber Heard in either a bathing suit or underwear everytime she was on screen was genious! Reason enough to watch the flick right there.

No real suspense or horror.. Cheap PG13 jump at you scares but I figured that going in. I dug the finale though. If you
I don't know if it's because I was under the influence or what but I didn't find STEPFATHER to be as bad as people are saying...

Dylan Walsh was amazing. Seeing the little hints of psycho in him was great... and the fact that they put Amber Heard in either a bathing suit or underwear everytime she was on screen was genious! Reason enough to watch the flick right there.

No real suspense or horror.. Cheap PG13 jump at you scares but I figured that going in. I dug the finale though. If you think the ending was lame just realize they could've ended it four different times via WHEN A STRANGE CALLS remake type of ending... a 2 min climax, but the fight was pretty cool. And dug the very end. All in all if you expect it to be a PG13 watered down slasher type of deal that's what you'll get. Not horrible... but maybe wait for the DVD.
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