Fourteen years after â€śgetting offâ€ť in the original, horn-dog Catherine Tramell (Stone) gets assigned a shrink when sheâ€™s booked on a murder rap in London. Of course she cock teases the poor schlep to high heavens, mucks with his life and rides his baloney pony till the STDs come home to roost. Manâ€¦I love Catherine Tramell!
After I heard that David Cronenberg
walked off the project because the Studio didnâ€™t care for his novel approach to the material and that the more racy sex scenes were snipped out by my good buddies the
MP â€śpuritan fascistsâ€ť AA
see them here
), my enthusiasm was nixed on this sequel to the great
gore/erotica classic. So I went in with those rocks in my back-pack and low and behold, it was a lousy film no doubt, but one thing I didnâ€™t expect was that I would have so much freaking fun with it!
Yup, I laughed my ass off throughout this bent over turkey! Basic Instinct 2
came across as cream-cheese-light
replica of the original but minus
the balls (next to no gore here), the physical action (this one was more bla-bla oriented), the budget (very minimal
scope) and the erotica (was all about f*ckingâ€¦no sensuality). The bamboozling plot twists from the first film were also missing, unless you count our lead (Morrissey) being lied too by multiple parties and him buying it every time as plot twists. There were no true red herrings at play for me either. The movie gave it a half-clit shot, but it was obvious who the killer was all along. Sure didnâ€™t help that I listened to the
first film's DVD commentary which revealed who the killer was there hence here too. The only
I got out of the pitiful â€śmind gamesâ€ť this flick bombarded me with was countless laughter due to: the inane dialogue (How many times will they drop the term â€śrisk addictionâ€ť into the mix?),
the corny heavy handed/hammy close ups (tum-tum-tum) and the ludicrous â€śfishâ€ť nature of the protagonist. HILARIOUS!
Which brings me to the star of the peep show; I give you Miss Sharon â€śthis is my last shotâ€ť
Stone! You bet she uncrossed her legs a lot (the beaver was out of town on this run though), showed off her jiggle-less fake tits with glee and fornicated left and right
like a hooker banging the marathon! And boy I did derive guilty delight out of it
all! We need more gals like this in real life! With that load dropped, it all felt so forced which made it even more side-splitting! I didnâ€™t buy her character for a second, didnâ€™t believe in her â€śpowerâ€ť over people and had a really hard time taking her seriously. Miss Tramell was so see through in this sequel that only an utter moron would fall for her pathetic ploys! A MORON I TELL YOU!
On a positive, cause itâ€™s was actually â€śgoodâ€ť note, I did dig on David Morrissey in the lead, he gave an intense show. The low key London locations, sly references to the original, a groovy scene stealing David Thewlis and the return of
Jerry Goldsmithâ€™s sumptuous score were little plusâ€™ too! Lastly, its not every day that you hear MILF-MACHINE Sharon Stone say onscreen:
â€śDo you want to cum in mouth?â€ť with such conviction. Yes I relished the sound of that, it was like a melody
singing in my pantsâ€¦but thatâ€™s my own shite going on.
All in all Basic Instinct 2 was a stupid and predictable follow up that tried so hard to be brainy and sexy that it fell flat on its
impotent privates, therefore evoking mucho laughs from yours truly. Sharon! Risk addict me and Iâ€™ll risk addict you in returnâ€¦deal?
Sharon Stone (Catherine Tramell) looked as good as money can buy, taking into her account her age and yes nailing her â€śa quattre pattesâ€ť was always on my mind while watching this joke. Acting wise, her delivery was on and off as she tried too hard to be sexy or/and witty. The crappy dialogue didnâ€™t lend her much support.
David Morrissey (Dr. Glass) surprised me as I didnâ€™t think Iâ€™d dig him. He was credible and focused. The crazier his character got the more I loved him! And when he pulled a â€śSean Conneryâ€ť (the back hand) on Miss Stone, I almost cheered! The great David Thewlis (Washburn) stole many scenes as the scummy Detective. He had the best lines! The classy Charlotte Rampling (Milena) took a â€śnothingâ€ť part and made it memorable with her talent and beauty. Good work!
We get Sharonâ€™s Stone plastic, Tupperware tits and spankable ass. I want one! The ladies get Morrisseyâ€™s butt and some other dudeâ€™s cheeks!
Michael Caton-Jones played the â€śrestrainedâ€ť card on this one. Pan up, pan down, wide, medium, close up. Nothing fancy or too exciting for that matterâ€¦serviceable. The cinematography was slick though.
We get snippet of Jerry Goldsmithâ€™s splendid score from the original, an adequate score by John Murphy and an industrial type ditty.
Basic Instinct 2 was basically a more talkie, less smart and less audacious semi clone of the original. The dialogue was hilarious in its cheesiness, the sex was of the Porn variety and Stone, although still so damn f*ckable looked like she was parodying her role from the first one as opposed to reprising it. The acting was decent enough, the film somewhat gripping the whole way and I had a hoot with it all for mostly the wrong reasons. I say rent it on DVD when it comes out (most likely unrated), watch it with your better half, have a good laugh, then hump yourselves silly! Now if I can only meet Catherine Trammell in real lifeâ€¦marriage material baby! MARRIAGE!
Benjamin Bratt was the Producers' top choice to play Dr. Glass, but Stone said "no dice".
Sharon Stone didn't want to do the role again at first, so Demi Moore and Ashley Judd were considered to take her place.
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