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Captivity(2006)
Written by: The Arrow
Director: Roland Joffe

Starring:
Elisha Cuthbert/Jennifer
Daniel Gillies/Gary
4 10
PLOT-CRUNCH
Hot, self obsessed model Jennifer (Cuthbert) and some stud driver find themselves trapped in a tricked up room with a serial killer playing mind games on them from the outside. Wait a freaking minute...Jigsaw???
THE LOWDOWN

NOTE: This is a review of the original cut as shown at the 2006 Sitges Film Festival. The film has since gone through re-shoots (by its distributor) with further gore and a new ending being tagged to its ass. Will it make a difference as to the quality of this turd? You be the judge! Cause I am NOT seeing this crap again.

Sporting names like Roland Joffe (who helmed the excellent The Mission), screenwriter Larry Cohen (Its Alive) and babe-liscious Elisha Cuthbert (great ass on that Panda), you would think that CAPTIVITY would be a rock solid genre ditty…well I did anyways. Tonight, I found out that it’s a sinking turd…the hard way. Fire in the hole!

Captivity opened on the right macabre note with dread-slick opening credits and a suggested yet highly inventive kill and then it was down the laundry shoot for these blood stained undies. The flick became a blatant SAW rip-off right down to victims trapped in a rigged up room, a cops on the case subplot (a lousy, cliched ridden one at that), the killer wearing a black hood and him toying with his victims while watching them on TV monitors. And since it didn’t want to copy SAW to a T (or an A) it tossed most of the booby-trap angle out the window and instead embraced a clumsy "lets capitalize on the lead's weaknesses" game that made me want to hurl at how inept it was handled.  

You’re trying to tell me that if drugged, kidnapped and then tossed in a spooky room by an utter loon, you’ll hug your Teddy Bear (I’m not kidding) and try to picture yourself with your “ideal lover”! COME ON! I’m supposed to believe that there is “time for heartfelt romance and hot steamy sex” in a dire situation like this? Bullshit! The film's core was either badly executed or it was just a shitty idea plain and simple; no matter; it blew! And what was up with Elisha Cuthbert’s acting here? I usually love the gal but she was totally off in this mess. I was rarely sold on her character’s panic, anger or sadness…it all felt…well…fake. Add to that  silly-ass dialogue, a redundant middle block, a twist that I saw coming galaxies away, random plot holes that couldn’t be ignored and a a last block that shamelessly ripped off SCREAM and you get a stinker.

I'll give the film this, it was well shot, displayed a couple of sly bits of creativity that I appreciated (the car garage), Daniel Gillies was on the ball as the "other" victim, the cops’ banter had its moments while the final act did offer up a couple of cheap thrills but on the whole, it just didn’t gel. CAPTIVITY was just a bigger budgeted and highly flawed SAW clone that tried to fool us into thinking that it wasn’t one via bombarding us with "psychological"  idiocies. F*ck that noise! Straight to DVD you should go!

GORE
We get some minor bloodshed, bullet wounds and some suggested atrocities.
ACTING
Elisha Cuthbert (Jennifer) was half and half. I wasn't sure if it was the script that sucked or just her. Daniel Gillies (Gary) handled his part's many levels very well. The man's got talent!
T & A
We get a naked yet blurry (bastards) Elisha Cuthbert and the ladies get six-pack man Gillies shirtless.
DIRECTING
Roland Joffe handled his pseudo SAW grit look and stylish imagery adequately. He even managed to squeeze out some tension out of this lemon, helped out by razor editing.
SOUNDTRACK
We get a sly use of old crooner tunes, potent sound design and an decent enough atmospheric score.
BOTTOM LINE
CAPTIVITY ripped off SAW and that in itself is so f*cking yesterday. Yeah SAW was a hit in 2004, its over, move on and make your own films already! To make matters more stinging it did it all wrong with a dumb-ass lead gal, a trivial love story, shitty dialogue, a  shittier killer M.O, plot holes galore and a see through twist. There were some minor positives spread about no doubt and the finale did wake me up but by that time it was too little, too late. It boils down to this, you'll either buy into it or you wont. I didn't, so I say, don't waste your time on this excrement sandwich, there are better genre dishes to chow down on out there.
BULL'S EYE
The bulk of the film was shot in Moscow, Russia.

Rent SAW instead of this poseur.
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