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-A PEEK INSIDE MY BRAIN DURING MY RED RIDING HOOD SCREENING-
When did theatre security become Airport security? I missed the memo. This front to "scare off" piracy is transparent and pathetic. Nobody is filming a whole movie with their cell phones at public screenings...so stop frisking me and get that metal detector that never detects the metal I have on me out of my face.
Film is starting...better be good...
Nice BC scenery and I dig on them crane shots! Hardwicke has a good eye! Chick has talent!
Oh look a village set on a soundstage with fake snow! Looks like a Disneyland ride! Production design = weak.
I get it Valerie (Red Riding Hood) likes to hide behind stuff and spy on peeps, lets move on!
I usually dig Amanda Seyfried. I hope she does more than look like a deer caught in headlights throughout...
Shiloh Fernandez was the Mack in DEADGIRL, why does he have the charm of a doorknob here?
Yeesh! Max Irons flatter than road-kill presence is making Shiloh Fernandez look animated!
Maybe if the dialogue wasn’t so atrocious the actors would come off as having a freaking pulse.
No dude, having a rubber wolf head on a stick doesn’t mean you killed a werewolf. Wait a minute... wasn't that guy in Battlestar Gallactica?
Why did the villagers wait so damn long to finally decide to hunt the werewolf anyways? If a wolf beast is causing bloodshed on my turf when i settle in, first thing I do is hunt the bitch down or MOVE SOMEWHERE ELSE!
Great, now it's trying to be Twilight with an unconvincing, lifeless and forced love triangle. No vomit bags under the seat either. I'm foobarred!
Wow the actors have ZERO chemistry together! NONE!
Billy Burke is better than this shit. I love you man, but come on!
YES! Praise Crom! Here comes Gary Oldman to save the day! Chewing the scenery, looking like a champ, cashing a check and waking my ass up! Man I love this dude!
Oldman has fingernails made of silver??! DOPE! Good idea in a
Why is there modern music playing during the party bit? Out of place…
Cool wolf attack, too bad it lasted 5 seconds; back to stale sap-crap I go!
Gary Oldman just yelled out: "It's strong, but God is stronger!" NICEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! Highlight of the flick so far!
Julie Christie is rocking that shit! Respect!
The werewolf can mind-meld! LMAO!
Why is there a theatre guard with night-vision goggles on
clocking me? Relax dude, my phone is off, there's no handy-cam in my PopCorn and
you don't work for the Pentagon. Can't a man scratch his balls in peace?!
Swell, now its trying to be SCREAM with its manufactured whodunit and non stop bombardment of red-herrings. Just tell your story! Stop playing peek-a-boo with me! I’m a grown man!
Damn, that mom’s a hoe! I love it! PS: Played by hottie Virginia Madsen.
Nope, that’s all Amanda Seyfried will do; the deer caught in headlights look… bugh...
Will this movie END ALREADY!!!
What is up with these left field pretentious montages of lovers in a warm embrace intercut with them walking up a snowy mountain? What does that have to do with anything? Did somebody just spike my Cola Cola? At least it's funny.
Red does look gnarly on white.
These characters say and do the stupidest of things; they make Charlie Sheen look sane and sober.
Oh shit, its ending...
The last 5 minutes are actually a take on the Red Riding Hood Fairy Tale! WOW! About f*cking time!
The end credits! YES! THANK YOU and F*CK YOU!
Let’s leave it at that. You want more, lets go out for drinks and lets yap! Yup, RED RIDING HOOD made the Twilight sequels looks like genius! It was a complete waste of my time as it failed as a horror movie, as a love triangle, as a gripping mystery and a fulfilling take on the classic Fairy Tale. There was something there though, and maybe if they had upped the sex/violence, polished the dialogue and tightened/focused the script it could have been something. As is though… laughable GARBAGE!
RED RIDING HOOD was dull, corny, all over the place, safe, dry and with grating dialogue to boot. The film pretended to be romantic, a genre effort, a challenging mystery and a bold take on a classic fairy tale. But that was the problem; it pretended to be so many things but didn't go for any of them with enough, smarts, focus, depth, genuineness or courage for any of it to matter. Result; it wound up being a big pile of poseur drivel that never gelled as a whole. Granted, Catherine Hardwicke's eye shined in places and Gary Oldman was simply a delight and the sole reason this snooze fest ever came to life... but other than that; nothing to see here! My advice: if you're craving a macabre update of Red Riding Hood done right, rent Neil Jordan's The Company of Wolves (1984) instead.