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Resident Evil: Retribution (2012)
Written by: The Arrow
Director: Paul W.S. Anderson

Starring:
Milla Jovovich/Alice
Michelle Rodriguez/Rain
Aryana Engineer/Becky
Bingbing Li/Ada
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PLOT-CRUNCH
Her name is Alice (Milla Jovovich) and she gets off on beating up varied beasties and firing a multitude of guns in slow motion. And she has a great bootie to boot!
THE LOWDOWN

Now that I think of it, RESIDENT EVIL is an odd franchise. The 2002 original had little to do with the game it was based on but still managed to satisfy me as a potent horror/action/sci-fi jolt. I think it’s mucho underrated. Paul Anderson still had that edge back then and I loved it. That badass Marilyn Manson scored helped matters too (I dig TomandAndy who scored the last two, but they ain’t got shit on Manson’ soundtrack). The sequel RESIDENT EVIL APOCALYPSE (2004) was a limp dick horror film and an even poorer action opus. RESIDENT EVIL EXTINCTION (2007) went the MAD MAX way i.e. a post apocalyptic action party set in the desert with Zombies. Paul Anderson returned to the director’s chair with RESIDENT EVIL AFTER LIFE (2010), which doubled down on the CGI and eye candy overload to cover up the lack of a coherent plot line. And now we have RESIDENT EVIL RETRIBUTION (2012) that attempts to reel the franchise back in, have it make some kind of sense again while giving it a new direction. How did it fare?

RESIDENT EVIL RETRIBUTION opened up with a visceral “action scene played backwards” (fun stuff) and then went on to give me quite the eyeful when it came to kinetic visuals. Say what you will about Paul Anderson, but the man has a superior stylized eye. I just wish he would apply it to smarter and more sophisticated films like he did with EVENT HORIZON (1997) or RESIDENT EVIL (2002), but what can you do, he’s in McDonald mode right now and he wants fries with that. This fifth sequel slyly went back to the original movie to tell its story (underground setting – digital map – Red Queen) and have it make sense again. I gotta say it, it was swell to see old beloved “dead” characters make a come back, like Michelle Rodriguez (who stole the show here in multitude roles, when that chick smiles, she lights up the screen), the affable Oded Fehr and the always suave Colin Salmon. Moreover I esteemed the visual references to the original and you bet your knickers that Milla woke up somewhere half naked a couple of times. No bush shot this time though. Newman!

Once the video-game like base was established; it was rock and roll time, watching Alice and cie go from one varied location (stellar production designs here) to another battling Zombies (loved them undead soldiers) giants with hammers, the works! This sucka was definitely more action driven (and grislier) than the last one and displayed more variety as to its physical get downs. I was never bored here that’s for sure! It should be said that the addition of young Aryana Engineer (as Becky) to the mix was a good move. It added a hint of humanity to a bang-bang party that was fairly soulless and upped the stakes of the happenings to some degree. Aryana was awesome in ORPHAN (2009) and she rocked it again here, adding validity to her subplot. A kid that doesn’t get on my nerves and can act = YES! Other new characters came through as well. The lovely Bingbing Li as Ada Wong comes to mind and to crotch. She looked sizzling and whooped ass like a pro! My kind of dame. What about the 3D? Well bullets and weapons flew out the screen; but more often than none, I forgot I was watching a 3D movie. The technology was put to better use in the last sequel.

Alas, although it tried to make sense of the muddled plot line it built up and lost track of via the previous entries; if I really think about all of it, I'm not 100% on the WHY. But hwho gives a shit now. Cause at the end of this one; the story was given a new direction and a near clean slate. So here we go again! Too bad it was unoriginal and derivative of another popular Action/Sci Fi franchise. You’ll see!What else...oh yeah The new Red Queen got on my nerves. She came off as whiny brat as opposed to the sinister entity played by Michaela Dicker in the original. Nothing a spanking couldn’t solve. Then we had some of the dialogue and performances being cheesy and non credible (looking at you Sienna Guillory). Yup I laughed at the film a couple of times.

Speaking of giggles (Dr.?); what the f*ck is up with "Albert Wesker" (gleefully tackled by Shawn Roberts). He makes me cackle big time and I kind of like the character for that, but he feels like he belongs in another movie. And was it me or the baddies couldn’t shoot if their undead CG lives depended on it? How do you miss somebody blasting at them with an automatic weapon at point blank range? Am all for suspension of disbelief, especially for a “Cheesy Poof” shin-dig like this, but even here they pushed it. Finally some of the compositing was off and that final fist to cuffs was way too long, and wasn’t fully convincing Too much posturing which promoted further unintentional chuckles from me.

You’re all going to die down here!

GORE
Lots of CGI blood splashes, bullet hits, mucho stabbings and nasty broken limbs. More violent than the last one.
T & A
Milla in lingerie, Milla wearing a skimpy white clothe over her naked body, PA loves showing off his wife, hey, all good!
BOTTOM LINE
It’s more of the same with a bit more logic, gore and action! RESIDENT EVIL RETRIBUTION smartly went back to the original to sort its story out and extent the series shelf life. It gunned out stellar production designs, fly action scenes, an easy pace, likeable new characters and cool monsters galore. And I gotta say it, Michelle Rodriguez was solid here and owned every scene she was in. Her presence elevated the picture! Yeah some of the acting and compositing were off, the new Red Queen didn’t do it for me, all of the bad guys couldn’t shoot for shit (it was ridiculous), that over the top clown Wesker was in the wrong movie (again) and the end fight went on forever. All that to say; you liked the last one, you should dig this one. Personally, I think it’s kind of a shame what happened to this series. The first film acted as a solid base, but then they went all over the place with the sequels. RETRIBUTION refocused the franchise at the end, but I’m not sure I’m interested in where it’s going. Been there done that too many times before! We’ll see…
BULL'S EYE
The screenplay was once again written by Paul W.S. Anderson.

Jensen Ackles was considered for the role of Leon S. Kennedy, but Johann Urb nabbed it.

Where were the undead dogs yo?

The flick was shot in Toronto, Ontario, Canada and Moscow, Russia.
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6:46PM on 10/13/2012

I liked it enough.

I thought the story (Although it feels like a part "remake" of the original Resident Evil) of this one was better. It has more action than "Afterlife" and getting the cast members from the first and second one helped. I hope the last one, they are doing, it is the last one. Paul Anderson had some fresh ideas in this one to keep it alive, comparing to "Afterlife". Plus, you can't go with wrong with the sexy Michelle Rodriguez. I think, she loves to die in movies.
I thought the story (Although it feels like a part "remake" of the original Resident Evil) of this one was better. It has more action than "Afterlife" and getting the cast members from the first and second one helped. I hope the last one, they are doing, it is the last one. Paul Anderson had some fresh ideas in this one to keep it alive, comparing to "Afterlife". Plus, you can't go with wrong with the sexy Michelle Rodriguez. I think, she loves to die in movies.
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7:41PM on 09/20/2012
The best thing about Resident Evil: Retribution? The fact that they set it up for only 1 more movie. My this series has fallen. The first one was OK, the second one was a guilty pleasure, the 3rd one was great for the first half and terrible in the second, Afterlife was just god awful in every way, and Retribution. Instead of making me cringe like I did in Afterlife it made me laugh. Good/Bad thing? I have no idea. The acting was awful! I loved how Kevin Durand tried to make some character out
The best thing about Resident Evil: Retribution? The fact that they set it up for only 1 more movie. My this series has fallen. The first one was OK, the second one was a guilty pleasure, the 3rd one was great for the first half and terrible in the second, Afterlife was just god awful in every way, and Retribution. Instead of making me cringe like I did in Afterlife it made me laugh. Good/Bad thing? I have no idea. The acting was awful! I loved how Kevin Durand tried to make some character out of Barry, but besides that everyone was terrible. If Milla says "my name is Alice" one more time...
Also The Red Queen saying 'you're all going to die down here" every 5 seconds...geez! Michelle Rodriguez did OK, but Colin Salmon...wtf?! He did absolutely nothing! ...and yes, Jill was probably the worst of the bunch.
This movie just made me so sick...especially at the end with the stupid catfight.
It was just awful. Period.
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11:53PM on 09/16/2012
I agree with wolf_boy i regard to Jensen Ackles. He would have probably added the little class the movie was sorely lacking(not for a lack of trying... some good talent in it but it seemed like they all knew it was craptastic and just wanted to cash a check). I was unimpressed. The acting was horrible and the action seemed so fake. Why is this slo-mo thing so popular? It sucks when it is overdone and this film overdid it without a doubt. And the guy that played Leon... UGH!!!!! No.
I agree with wolf_boy i regard to Jensen Ackles. He would have probably added the little class the movie was sorely lacking(not for a lack of trying... some good talent in it but it seemed like they all knew it was craptastic and just wanted to cash a check). I was unimpressed. The acting was horrible and the action seemed so fake. Why is this slo-mo thing so popular? It sucks when it is overdone and this film overdid it without a doubt. And the guy that played Leon... UGH!!!!! No.
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11:39PM on 09/15/2012

As someone who's a fan of this series...

...all I want to ask is: Resident Evil, Retribution- Y U NO MAKE SENSE?

But yeah; every time Alice or some other character did a flip kick or something of the sort I cringed- too damn fake looking. That, and as much as I think Paul W.S. Anderson does have a good visual eye, he doesn't need to shoot EVERYTHING in slow motion (then again if he didn't the movie probably would've ran closer to 60 minutes than the 80 something it actually was).

Milla and Michelle are both awesome still,
...all I want to ask is: Resident Evil, Retribution- Y U NO MAKE SENSE?

But yeah; every time Alice or some other character did a flip kick or something of the sort I cringed- too damn fake looking. That, and as much as I think Paul W.S. Anderson does have a good visual eye, he doesn't need to shoot EVERYTHING in slow motion (then again if he didn't the movie probably would've ran closer to 60 minutes than the 80 something it actually was).

Milla and Michelle are both awesome still, though, as was that Tomandandy score.
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8:46PM on 09/15/2012

Garbage

This movie was very disappointing, there were plot holes that needed it to be filled. But the worst part of the movie was the amount of cheese and bad acting. Sieena Guillory (Jill Valentine) was the worst for acting. In Some of the fight scenes there was decent attacks but then it was killed by insanely fake looking moves. There is nothing worse than going into a movie and noticing all the scenes look fake. I do understand if a harness or something is needed to film a scene but dont make it
This movie was very disappointing, there were plot holes that needed it to be filled. But the worst part of the movie was the amount of cheese and bad acting. Sieena Guillory (Jill Valentine) was the worst for acting. In Some of the fight scenes there was decent attacks but then it was killed by insanely fake looking moves. There is nothing worse than going into a movie and noticing all the scenes look fake. I do understand if a harness or something is needed to film a scene but dont make it look like there is a harness or whatever holding the actor. Not a fun movie to watch, very painful especially the acting.
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2:17AM on 09/15/2012
@darkrage6 I'm sorry...Jensen Ackles can't act for shit? REALLY? Let me guess, you're making that judgement based on seeing either one or two episodes of Supernatural and My Bloody Valentine right? As usual ignorance prevails. Try watching the episode of Supernatural where he's describing what it was like to be in hell and then tell us that he can't act for shit
@darkrage6 I'm sorry...Jensen Ackles can't act for shit? REALLY? Let me guess, you're making that judgement based on seeing either one or two episodes of Supernatural and My Bloody Valentine right? As usual ignorance prevails. Try watching the episode of Supernatural where he's describing what it was like to be in hell and then tell us that he can't act for shit
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3:56PM on 09/14/2012
I loved this film, though it wasn't quite as entertianing as Afterlife, It was cool to see Ada and Leon(thank god Jensen Ackles didn't play him, he can't act for shit) I thought the end fight was pretty cool actually and I am excited in the direction that this franchise is going, though I think the next film should definitely be the last one.
I loved this film, though it wasn't quite as entertianing as Afterlife, It was cool to see Ada and Leon(thank god Jensen Ackles didn't play him, he can't act for shit) I thought the end fight was pretty cool actually and I am excited in the direction that this franchise is going, though I think the next film should definitely be the last one.
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