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The F*ckin Black Sheep: Whiteout (2009)

THE BLACK SHEEP is an ongoing column featuring different takes on films that either the writer HATED, but that the majority of film fans LOVED, or that the writer LOVED, but that most others LOATH. We’re hoping this column will promote constructive and geek fueled discussion. Dig in! Whiteout (2009) Directed by Dominic Sena “WHITEOUT manages...
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12.22.2016
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Horror Movie Hotties: The Black Waters of Echo's Pond (2010)

When it comes to the recent era of "scream queens", Danielle Harris is a name that gets thrown around a lot, and with good reason. Aside from taking part in the original HALLOWEEN film series, as well as the Rob Zombie reboots, she's appeared in more spooky tales than you can shake a bloody hatchet at. Unfortunately, many of them get lots in the growing sea of campy...
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05.18.2016
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Horror Movie Hotties: Friday the 13th (2009)

We can't very well let Freaky Friday slip by without tipping our hockey masks to Jason Voorhees, now can we? Trust me, you wouldn't want to make that guy angry. The machete slinging mama's boy had a good long run up until the almost universally hated FRIDAY THE 13TH reboot in 2009. For as much flack as that film gets, however, it actually manages to shoehorn in a couple good...
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05.14.2016
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Horror Movie Hotties: Kill Theory (2009)

I'm not going to insult you by pretending I've seen KILL THEORY in its entirety, for I have not. Without a single review to go by on Rotten Tomatoes, this is one slasher flick that may as well just be slashed out of existence. At least it would've been, had it not been for the inclusion of the owners of such pretty faces as Steffi Wickens , Agnes Bruckner and...
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05.12.2016
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Horror Movie Hotties: Wrong Turn 3: Left for Dead (2009)

Call me a sucker for bloodthirsty hillbillies, but I've always dug a campy nature and blatant redneck-shaming of the WRONG TURN series. They're fun flicks if you long for the simplicity of watching attractive twentysomethings make bad decisions which lead to their horrible fates. You may need to toss your moral compass aside for a couple of hours, but at least...
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01.19.2016
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The F*ckin Black Sheep: Terminator Salvation (2009)

THE BLACK SHEEP is an ongoing column featuring different takes on films that either the writer HATED, but that the majority of film fans LOVED, or that the writer LOVED, but that most others LOATH. We’re hoping this column will promote constructive and geek fueled discussion. Dig in! Terminator Salvation (2009) Directed by McG "It’s as...
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06.25.2015
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Horror Movie Hotties: The Final Destination (2009)

THE FINAL DESTINATION series is one that raising many questions about what should be considered a "horror film" or glorified death porn. Strangely enough, considering the highly detailed and over-the-top gore sprinkled throughout the series, one would expect the films to be consistent with another trademark of the genre: sex scenes (or at least some nudity, for crying out...
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06.12.2015
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Horror Movie Hotties: The Last House on the Left (2009)

Which horror/thriller remake do you prefer, HOUSE AT THE END OF THE STREET or THE LAST HOUSE ON THE LEFT? No, BIG MOMMA'S HOUSE is not an option. If you're like me, you barely know the difference between the two, other than that J-Law is nowhere to be found in THE LAST HOUSE ON THE LEFT. Perhaps she took a WRONG TURN? (Get it?) However, if you look closely, you might spot Jesse...
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03.25.2015
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Horror Movie Hotties: Friday the 13th (2009)

Has anyone seen a big dude in a hockey mask hanging around their neighborhood today? If so, this horror movie hottie clip may be the last thing you enjoy. Lucky for you, it's a good'un, even though it comes from the notoriously despised 2009 FRIDAY THE 13TH remake. I can't defend much about the film itself, but it's arguably not the worst in the series. Back in the...
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03.14.2015
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Horror Movie Hotties: My Bloody Valentine 3-D (2009)

Today is Friday the 13th, tomorrow's Valentine's Day, which makes today a better time than ever to check out a clip from MY BLOODY VALENTINE 3-D. The "3-D" is optional, as most kids seemed to check this one out on home video instead of the theater. It's a damned shame, too, because if they had, they would've gotten to see blonde hottie Betsy Rue pop out of the...
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02.13.2015
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Horror Movie Hotties: Stan Helsing (2009)

If you like bosomy, brown-eyed broads then you probably take kindly to Diora Baird. The gal may not have many classics in her filmography, but once you see her, you're not likely to forget. You also have to admire her sense of humor and self-awareness of her enormous endowments. In fact, when SNL's Keenan Thompson fondles her breasts at the end of this clip from the horror spoof...
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10.30.2014
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Horror Movie Hotties: Butterfly Effect: Revelation (2009)

THE BUTTERFLY EFFECT film "series", if that's what you'd technically call it, never sparked much of my interest. If the original had anything going for it, it's that it was at least a little bit interesting. The first straight-to-video sequel didn't appear to have anything going for it all, and the next one, BUTTERFLY EFFECT: REVELATION, I wasn't even aware...
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10.21.2014
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