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Finally! Outside of maybe Halloween, the best time of the year is almost here friends. Summertime. Beaches, bikinis, cold beer, hot sand, sunshine, and of course, three months of the biggest, dumbest, loudest blockbusters Hollywood has to offer. Flagship franchises, superhero flicks, bloated sequels, over-accessible family fare...all ready to roll out what looks to be a record breaking 3...

Sofia Vergara is one of the hottest women I've ever laid eyes on. I have a gallery of her photos bookmarked in my browser so I can sneak in a quick look when I need 'inspiration'. So when the Columbian beauty was cast in Robert Rodriguez's upcoming MACHETE KILLS I could hardly contain my excitement. Today we have a brand spankin' new poster for MACHETE KILLS featuring Sofia and her...

At long last, we finally know when MACHETE KILLS will be unsheathed! Open Road Films officially announced today that Robert Rodriguez's continued exploitation saga MACHETE KILLS will bludgeon theatergoers on September 13, 2013 . Oscar contender perhaps? HA! Scripted by Kyle Ward: MACHETE KILLS finds the titular ex-federale (Trejo) recruited by the U.S. government to...

Just when you thought the cast of MACHETE KILLS couldn't crank up the thermostat any further, Playboy model Crystal McCahill has taken to her Instagram account to reveal her stunning frame...soon to be seen in the Robert Rodriguez exploitation sequel. Peep homegirl's swollen bust-line below! Also starring Danny Trejo, Mel Gibson, Charlie Sheen, Edward James Olmos, Cuba Gooding Jr.,...