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Horror Whores: Scary Movie (2000)

So what's the ideal position for a Horror Whore to be in? About to do her thing, right? When you've got a horror hottie about to get down I'd go ahead and consider her a horror whore. Doesn't take much, right? For today's Horror Whores we're going with Regina Hall, who isn't a horror whore in her own right. Now Hall has dabbled in our genre with the SCARY MOVIE franchise and such but...

Horror Whores: Scary Movie (2000)

For today's Horror Whores I've decided to go old school. Well actually it's not really that old school. We're going all the way back to the year 2000 folks! To a little scene that started it all. At this point nobody knew who Anna Faris was and this scene right here introduced us all to the hottie blonde that we would come to know and love. In this clip we've got Faris being a bit of a...

Horror Whores: Scary Movie (2000)

Today I woke up and you know what it felt like? It felt like a Shannon Elizabeth kind of day. So here I am folks, getting my fix. For today we've got this sexy scene from the 2000 classic SCARY MOVIE, Of course I use the term classic loosely. For today's Horror Whores we've got Elizabeth showing her stuff on the beauty pageant runway. She easily takes the crown in this schmuck's eyes....

Horror Whores: Scary Movie 2 (2001)

SCARY MOVIE 2 didn't even come close to measuring up to the original. Don't get me wrong, the thing has grown better with age. The horrid sequels help a bit with that... but it won't come close to SCARY MOVIE. That's not to say part 2 doesn't have it's moments though. For today's Horror Whores we've got one of those moments in this scene where Kathleen Robertson as Theo attempts to...

A Haunted House rips on Texas Chainsaw 3D in this new poster

A HAUNTED HOUSE is in theaters today. The horror parody is the latest vehicle from Marlon Wayans and sets its sights on skewering the PARANORMAL ACTIVITY franchise. Despite following the premise of that found footage series the promotional campaign of A HAUNTED HOUSE is taking to task just about any popular horror movie, including TEXAS CHAINSAW 3D. You have to admit the...

Review: A Haunted House

PLOT: Two people move into a haunted house and proceed to act like jackasses while the filmmakers embarrass themselves. REVIEW: Where do jokes go to die? A HAUNTED HOUSE. No, that wasn't my own botched attempt at a joke, it's just a fact; this parody movie wouldn't know a clever joke, pun or sight gag if it happened upon one by accident. The brainchild of Marlon Wayans , who has...

New A Haunted House poster takes a jab at Raimi's The Possession

Opening this Friday is the found-footage spoof A HAUNTED HOUSE , for which our demented amigos of STYD have unrolled a new one-sheet. The flick locked square in the crosshairs this time? Sam Raimi and Ole Borndedal's THE POSSESSION , perhaps the most underrated horror flick of 2012. Get a gander below! Starring Marlon Wayans, Nick Swardson, David Koechner, Liana Mendoza (below),...

Revenge of the ghost balls in new A Haunted House clip

In the running for dumbest movie of the year has to be A HAUNTED HOUSE , if you think otherwise, take a peek at the new clip below. Essence Atkins kicks a ghost in the nards, then gets her due comeuppance. Lesson? Never touch a dead man's junk. Ever! Due this Friday: In an outrageous send up of the Paranormal Activity movies, The Devil Inside and other “found...

Scary Movie 5 gets a trailer and A Haunted House has a holiday TV spot

Marketing for SCARY MOVIE 5 and A HAUNTED HOUSE is ramping up, which means we've finally got a trailer for the former and a holiday themed TV spot for the latter. I've put them back to back so you can enjoy the, ahem, "humor" in one easy to digest package. Now, now, don't all of you go thanking me at the same time. Neither looks like a comedy classic, but I've gotta say A HAUNTED HOUSE...

New A Haunted House poster takes a swipe at Sinister

More and more brazen are the one-sheets for A HAUNTED HOUSE , as probably the best horror flick of the year, SINISTER , is the subject of ridicule in the newest look below. Marlon Wayans in a badly Photoshopped blond wig though...who's the joke really on? With Nick Swardson, David Koechner, Liana Mendoza, Essence Atkins, Jamie Noel, Robin Thede and Affion Crockett rounding out the...

Marlon Wayans takes aim at The Last Exorcism in new A Haunted House poster

First it was THE DEVIL INSIDE, now Marlon Wayans is taking shots at THE LAST EXORCISM! True talk. Thanks to our twisted brethren at Bloody-D, a new one-sheet for the Wayans starring found-footage lampoon A HAUNTED HOUSE has been unrolled. Notice the elevated, contorted body of Wayans and corresponding tagline, "the very last exorcism." All in good fun for sure, but I still contend...

Marlon Wayans has a Devil Inside this new A Haunted House poster

It's a sad sign of the times for horror when THE DEVIL INSIDE is a pop cultural touchstone being spoofed by the Wayans. That film is probably the worst reviewed movie of 2012, but because it made a little cashola its opening weekend Marlon Wayans is spoofing it in A HAUNTED HOUSE. Keep in mind, the film is mostly focused on skewering the PARANORMAL ACTIVITY franchise, but I...
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