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Horror Movie Hotties: Machete Kills (2013)

SIN CITY: A DAME TO KILL FOR comes out this weekend, which gives us an excuse to check out some delicious dames from another Robert Rodriguez project, MACHETE KILLS. Even if there were no excuse, there's never a bad time to ogle some hot women in a Rodriguez flick, many of which are jam-packed with gratuitous T&A. Today, we'll be getting two hotties for one, Amber...

Machete Kills Blu-ray details and release date

To say that MACHETE KILLS underperformed at the box office would be a huge understatement, but hopefully it will find an audience at home as the film gets set for its Blu-ray/DVD release. We've got all the goods right here, folks, so read on! Get ready for the knife-wielding hero to return in MACHETE KILLS, the sequel to the hugely successful MACHETE film from acclaimed director...

UK poster for Machete Kills

This is probably the last poster we'll see for Robert Rodriguez's MACHETE KILLS , but at least it's a gnarly one! It's a simple design but it gives us exactly what we want, Danny Trejo as Machete Cortez, and he's looking like one badass motherf*cker! Dig it below! MACHETE KILLS stars Danny Trejo, Michelle Rodriguez, Sofia Vergara, Carlos Estevez, Lady Gaga,...

New character poster features Alexa Vega's Killjoy in Machete Kills

MACHETE KILLS continues to roll out character posters as we get closer to its October 11th theatrical release, and this latest one features the gorgeous Alexa Vega as Killjoy. Last week we got a look Amber Heard's Miss San Antonio and while that poster featured a pretty gnarly looking weapon, I prefer this one—there's just something about chicks with guns, man! You can...

Horror Whores: Machete Kills (2013)

Well folks today's Horror Whores clip was actually just released but let's be honest, it doesn't get a whole lot better than this! I'm talking about the clip from Robert Rodriguez's upcoming follow-up MACHETE KILLS where Sofia Vergara's Desdemona gives her employees a nice little pep talk. Did I mention she runs a brothel? That's right folks. Sofia Vergara. Running a whore house. And...

Alexa Vega looks muy bueno in new Machete Kills clip

The MACHETE KILLS clips we've been privy to thus far have highlighted the film's many beautiful ladies (look HERE and HERE for example). This is not a complaint, mind you: in fact, salud, Machete! The latest gives us a nice look at Alexa Vega's deadly character Killjoy, as well as another quick peek at Sofia Vergara, this time getting ready to play a little S&M with a...

Top 10 Genre Flicks To See This Fall!

Well goddamn! It looks like the 2013 calendar is about to turn its back on the summertime. No more long days and short skirts...the bikinis and flip-flops sadly go back in storage for another 9 months or so. Sucks, I know. But don't fret friends, because one great thing about the fall, aside from football season of course, is the quality of flicks that will be hitting theaters over the next...

Machete Kills gets a batch of new stills

To go along with yesterday's ridiculous red band trailer for Robert Rodriguez's MACHETE KILLS , there's a batch of new stills featuring Machete himself, Danny Trejo, as well as Amber Heard, Antonio Banderas and Michelle Rodriguez. After everything we've seen so far from Rodriguez's follow-up I think it's safe to say that if you dug the first one, you're...

Plenty of guts, gore, Gibson and Gaga in this latest insane red band trailer for Machete Kills

The more we see from Robert Rodriguez's MACHETE KILLS, the more we like, and if you thought yesterday's clip featuring Amber Heard and her big guns was insane, you ain't seen nothin' yet! Today we have the latest red-band trailer for the Danny Trejo-starring actioner and it is most definitely Not Safe For Work ! But if you're looking to get your daily fill of...

Amber Heard has some big guns in new Machete Kills clip

The last MACHETE KILLS clip we saw showed off some of the title character's sexy/deadly foes trying to take him down. In this new clip, we see one of the man's slinky allies: none other than Amber Heard. Enjoy as she gives Machete a tour of her wall of weapons, which is almost as pretty as she is. Danny Trejo returns as ex-Federal agent Machete, who is recruited by the...

First Machete Kills clip features guns, babes and an exploding machete!

The first clip from MACHETE KILLS is just as kooky as can be hoped for. In it, Danny Trejo and Demian Bechir are being chased down by a bevy of deadly beauties, including Sofia Vergara, Lady Gaga and Alexa Vega. You know that Machete has a way out of this mess - and it's an exploding machete! Plus there's a good sampling of Vergara's lethal boobs - and crotch - so this is pretty...

New batch of Machete Kills pics are in, featuring Mel Gibson, Amber Heard and more!

Yesterday we gave you a nice dose of Mexican mayhem with the new MACHETE KILLS poster , and now a new batch of images have arrived online, which we have for you below. Dig Amber Heard lookin' sexy; peep Danny Trejo and Tom Savini gawking at a human heart; check out Charlie Sheen and... wait, is that f*cking Jesse James in that pic? Jesus. Robert Rodriguez may have gone too far this...
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