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Horror Movie Hotties: The Last House on the Left (2009)

Which horror/thriller remake do you prefer, HOUSE AT THE END OF THE STREET or THE LAST HOUSE ON THE LEFT? No, BIG MOMMA'S HOUSE is not an option. If you're like me, you barely know the difference between the two, other than that J-Law is nowhere to be found in THE LAST HOUSE ON THE LEFT. Perhaps she took a WRONG TURN? (Get it?) However, if you look closely, you might spot Jesse...

Horror Movie Hotties: Intermedio (2005)

If you've been on the lookout for a horror flick featuring Cerina Vincent 's dirty midriff in the world's most unnecessary t-shirt, seek no further! That may as well be the selling point of INTERMEDIO, a movie about deadly creatures lurking along the Mexican border, and I don't mean Minutemen. The flick also features Edward Furlong (TERMINATOR 2: JUDGEMENT DAY), and if...

Horror Movie Hotties: Zombeavers (2014)

Every now and again a low-budget, silly horror flick is released with a title so ridiculously absurd, it simply cannot be disregarded. ZOMBEAVERS is, without question, one of those titles. Of course, the film doesn't even attempt to hide the fact that it's supposed to be a spoof of typical "when animals attack" horror schlock, and that becomes especially apparent once...

Horror Movie Hotties: Club Dread (2004)

When it comes to sexy actresses in Broken Lizard's horror-comedy CLUB DREAD, Brittany Daniel is the first one to spring to mind. However, the hottie who truly delivered in that film was none other than Jordan Ladd , who played a nymphomaniac Olympic gold medalist. Jordan is no stranger to movies that mix fear with laughter, having also starred in movies like CABIN FEVER, GRINDHOUSE...

Horror Movie Hotties: Jake's Road (2014)

If you enjoy unexplained movie scenes that involve hot blonde girls removing their clothes in the woods, you've come to the right place (as usual)! JAKE'S ROAD starts off as more a suspense-mystery, but eventually transitions into straight-up horror by the time its over. Either way, it features TNA Knockout Champion Taryn Terrell getting good and topless, and this just simply...

Horror Movie Hotties: Messengers 2: The Scarecrow (2009)

Creeping up on us is the month of October, which is any true horror fanatic's favorite time of year, as it gives us the opportunity to revisit classic Halloween movies and check out some new ones. One of the more interesting straight-to-dvd horror sequels I've seen lately is MESSENGERS 2: THE SCARECROW, which is technically a prequel. Usually, I would candidly spit on this type of...

Horror Movie Hotties: The Hills Run Red (2009)

Maybe I'm old-fashioned, but I believe any horror film, no matter how bad, should be promised a theatrical release so long as it contains a nude scene with the likes of Sophie Monk . That should be enough to warrant more than a straight-to-video release of a movie like THE HILLS RUN RED, especially when you consider how many equally bad movies have had wide releases over the years....

Horror Movie Hotties: Blood Night: The Legend of Mary Hatchet (2009)

It's time to take a peek-a-boo at a scene from a low budget horror flick with one of the most ridiculous concepts ever, BLOOD NIGHT: THE LEGEND OF MARY HATCHET. The title is just almost as bad as the plot, which revolves around the legend of a girl who gets her first period, and due to menstrual psychosis, winds up going on a hatchet-in-hand killing spree. Subsequently, "Mary...

Horror Movie Hotties: Lake Placid: The Final Chapter (2012)

I was never a fan of the original LAKE PLACID, mainly because it blended in with so many other "When Animals Attack" horror flicks from the dawn of the CGI era. Also, I didn't live in Florida, so I didn't have that relatable threat of alligators in the sewers to connect to. Regardless, just like every horror film since the '90's that made some cash, there have...

Horror Movie Hotties: Embrace of the Vampire (1995)

Remember when the entertainment factor surrounding vampires revolved around sex? Oh, right, we're still in that day and age now. It's just that back in 1995, they knew how to do it right. If you disagree, then I refer you to these select scenes from EMBRACE OF THE VAMPIRE, featuring the very talented and very topless Alyssa Milano . Honestly, there's so much sex in this...

Horror Movie Hotties: Masters of Horror (2007)

Sometimes I wish we had more horror anthology television shows, but then I remember, they often get killed off by the networks faster than their characters. It's not because they're bad, per se, they just don't have the same kind of hook that gets a fan base tuning in every week. MASTERS OF HORROR, for example, was far from lousy, yet it was cancelled after just two seasons....

Horror Movie Hotties: 2001 Maniacs (2005)

Have you ever been on a road trip to Spring Break, but your friend takes a detour which lands you in a small town in Georgia where they're celebrating the American Civil War by killing off young tourists? Don't ya just hate when that happens? That's basically the scenario in 2001 MANIACS, the remake of 1964's TWO THOUSAND MANIACS. If you ask me, the red-blooded teens in...
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