Real Snakes on Plane!

In what can only be described as the greatest synergistic event in film history, a man recently found that there was an actual snake on his plane. More specifically, a four and a half foot snake was stowed away in his single-engine plane's instrument panel while he was flying at three thousand feet. Despite the reptile maneuvering to remain free, Manny Coles was able to grab it behind its head with one hand while maintaining control of the plane with the other. When asked what the problem was after radioing for emergency landing clearance, he said "I told them I had one hand full of snake and the other hand full of plane. They cleared me in." Ah, you silly dingbat! You don't tell them that. You tell them "I've got mothafuckin' SNAKES on this mothafuckin' PLANE, goddammit, so clear a motherfuckin' runway!" Further, according to Coles, he was ill-prepared for a sudden invasion of serpents on his plane, stating "Nothing in any of the manuals ever described anything like this." Which really only underscores the absolutely vital need for Sam Jackson to properly instruct America, nay the world, on how to properly deal with the imminent and deadly threat of MOTHERFUCKIN' SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKIN' PLANE.

Source: AP