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Johansson's sex distracting? Sep. 5, 2006
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According to ContactMusic.com (via Egotastic!), critics and early viewers of THE BLACK DAHLIA have a complaint: Scarlett Johansson's sex scene is steamy to the point of distraction. In fact, they say (as a negative) that they couldn't concentrate on the remainder of the film. What? Now, horndog common sense aside, what kind of physics-defying acts of contortion and/or per-square inch skin exposure leaves you so weak that you can't even follow the remaining hour or so of plot by which you have thus far been enthralled? If one sex scene occupies your mind to that capacity until the end credits hit, it's your deal (time to rework that masturbation schedule?), not the movie's. Now... back to speculating what exactly this scene entails...Huh? You're still here? Uuuh, THE BLACK DAHLIA opens September 15th.

Extra Tidbit: Scarlett Johansson actually requested that she expose her breasts for a love scene in THE ISLAND but director Michael Bay nixed the idea. Thanks, man.

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Michael Bay is Satan
tnguy3477
12:49PM on 09/08/2006
seriously....that's just WRONG! Why on earth would ANYONE want to nix that idea?

Well, I'm sold on going to see Black Dahila now! Damn their clever marketing hype!
seriously....that's just WRONG! Why on earth would ANYONE want to nix that idea?

Well, I'm sold on going to see Black Dahila now! Damn their clever marketing hype!
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When does the hurtng stop..?
ErikSerge
3:29AM on 09/07/2006
Sounds like a lot of marketing... Don't believe the hype!
Sounds like a lot of marketing... Don't believe the hype!
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soo uuuhhh..
screamer581
5:07PM on 09/06/2006
Are we 100% sure we actually get to see the boobies or not?
Are we 100% sure we actually get to see the boobies or not?
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He meant...
h
7:56AM on 09/06/2006
The 'Little Known Fact'. I hadn't heard that. I have a deep, deep hatred for the man now. Jesus.
The 'Little Known Fact'. I hadn't heard that. I have a deep, deep hatred for the man now. Jesus.
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DareDevil
6:12AM on 09/06/2006
Well this news story just sold one ticket ;)

and yes Michael Bay is a tool, but that has nothing to do with this, atleast i don't think so.
Well this news story just sold one ticket ;)

and yes Michael Bay is a tool, but that has nothing to do with this, atleast i don't think so.
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imbroco
9:01PM on 09/05/2006
What a tool.

(Michael Bay that is -- I heard about that before)

Seriously. What a tool.
What a tool.

(Michael Bay that is -- I heard about that before)

Seriously. What a tool.
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Racci
12:50PM on 09/05/2006
I hope they don't cut the scene off now. Don't wanna wait for Unrated DVD.
I hope they don't cut the scene off now. Don't wanna wait for Unrated DVD.
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Beware...
Buddy-L
12:02PM on 09/05/2006
...of Scarlett's breasts.

They've been known to drive men mad. When this film is released, there shall be riots in the street, wars of father against brother, human sacrifice, dogs and cats living togth...
...of Scarlett's breasts.

They've been known to drive men mad. When this film is released, there shall be riots in the street, wars of father against brother, human sacrifice, dogs and cats living togther, mass hysteria!
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haha
TehDeagler
8:23AM on 09/05/2006
booobies for everyone! [link]



booobies for everyone! [link]



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'extended' cut
ggfunk
6:50AM on 09/05/2006
Guess we'll have to wait for the 'extended' edition DVD to see this...
Guess we'll have to wait for the 'extended' edition DVD to see this...
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If they cut that
h
5:35AM on 09/05/2006
I will actually picket the film. Fuck that, it's the rest of the film that's too distracting! Extend the sex scene so it replaces it!
I will actually picket the film. Fuck that, it's the rest of the film that's too distracting! Extend the sex scene so it replaces it!
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