Hottie Recap
The weekend is here once again and that can only mean that I'm dusting off my rifle, giving you some MovieHotties.com excerpts and heading out into the woods to kill some birds. It's gonna be super.
When we first learned of Jessica Simpson supposedly taking a lead role in the dramedy BLONDE AMBITION, a purportedly loose remake of the Melanie Griffith-starrer WORKING GIRL, we thought for sure it was just some silly rumor concocted by a publicist eager to deflect attention away from Jessica's penis-hopping, stymy the increasing popularity of nose-chiseled Ashlee and continue Jessica's reinvention as a "serious" actress, not the ditzy blonde who wrestled with unlocking the mysteries of an aquatic species of poultry. Turns out the joke's on us because not only is the film happening with Jessica in the lead but Luke Wilson has recently been cast alongside the full-chested starlet. What's more, production is scheduled for later this month…
Nubile Asian ingenue Jun Ji-Hyun, who made her mark on Asia's cinematic landscape with much lauded starring turns in the Korean box office smash IL MARE (recently remade into the SPEED reimagined as fantasy romantic drama THE LAKE HOUSE) and director Kwak Jae-Yong's romantic comedy MY SASSY GIRL, is joining her hottie Asian colleagues emigrating into Hollywood productions by taking the lead role in the thriller BLOOD VAMPIRE, an English-language adaptation of Oshii Mamoru's (he of GHOST IN THE SHELL) hit animated film "Blood: The Last Vampire", which is itself based on the manga book of the same name. With director Ronny Yu taking the reins, Jun will star as the titular vampire who's employed by the government to hunt potentially threatening paranormal phenomena in post-World War II Japan…
We have no idea how we missed the announcement of the onscreen pairing of Charlie Sheen tormentor Denise Richards and busty hepatitis conqueror Pamela Anderson in the (what we assume is) comedy BLONDE AND BLONDER (a totally raderific take off the Jim Carrey breakout vehicle DUMB AND DUMBER!!) earlier last week, especially considering it's been reported everywhere, with The National Ledger even posting a "news recap" item, but it's something we can guarantee will only happen a good five, six or twenty-seven more times. In any case, we have no idea of the plot (other than it's super-clever allusion to DUMB AND DUMBER, of course!) but as these pictures indicate, they either play 1970s-era porn stars and/or topless models or the story is set in the 1970s or their characters live in a 1970s time bubble of their own making a la the Brady's in THE BRADY BUNCH remake…
With our minds still reeling (and frankly with all but a few remaining shards of hope lost that we'll ever recover from this travesty) from Britney's unprecedented filing for divorce from burgeoning hip hop impresario husband Kevin Federline, we were in dire need of something to at least temporarily numb the pain of this heartbreaking catastrophe so we were beyond elated to have stumbled across Moviehole's report of cinematic Vesper Lynd, the sexily subdued Eva Green, possibly making an appearance in the already-in-the-works twenty-second James Bond adventure. With increasing buzz asserting that CASINO ROYALE maybe doesn't suck as much as everyone thought it would, Bond empress Barbara Broccoli is not only confident about pushing forward with a sequel but about perhaps making room for Eva's sultry spy seductress…
Discussing a comeback of sorts with a guest starring appearance on The CW's hunky ghost hunters drama Supernatural, the LA Times recently spoke to Linda Blair and she unleashed the following priceless gem of a quote: "Do I believe in spirits that haven't passed over? Yes I do. Especially in places where there is a lot of violence, like in castles from the medieval times. Do I believe in possession? Not so sure. Do I believe in good angels? Yes. Do I believe they are in dog form? Yes I do." We believe that in her own bizarre way she's simply displaying her love of dogs by saying that the lovable canines serve as valuable protectors of their human masters but there's also a certain part of us that wonders if maybe she really does believe that dogs are the earthly corporeal embodiment of heavenly deities…
If there's one thing Hollywood values above most everything else is the ability to play bad diction for comedic effect. Oratorically-challenged humor is a rare commodity these days in an industry oversaturated with "stand-up comedy", "character-based comedy" and "high-concept comedy" so when a skilled enunciation-based comedienne like Kellie Pickler, who left American Idol audiences clutching their stomachs with her uproarious mispronunciation of exotic foods like "calamari" and "salmon", comes along, a smart studio like Fox knows to exploit that talent with a half-hour sitcom…
Joely Richardson's caring for her onscreen son's ectrodactyly (i.e. "claw-hand" deformity) in the current season of FX's deviantly subversive drama Nip/Tuck has seemingly brought her own child's rare disease needs into sharp focus as she's decided to leave the show in order to care for her daughter, whose rare circulatory system disorder warrants her undergoing a series of major surgeries, the first of which is imminent. While we respect her decision to leave, we have to say, we're thoroughly heartbroken and disappointed. No more Julia, Joely's character, sleeping with a diverse assortment of her husband's friends, going so far as to have children with one or two, no more Julia getting plowed by a tattooed convict/personified Devil in the dark recesses of her husband's mind…
It's no secret that part of what motivates lovably obtuse Kazakh reporter Borat Sagdiyev to explore America in the box office hit BORAT: CULTURAL LEARNINGS OF AMERICA FOR MAKE BENEFIT GLORIOUS NATION OF KAZAKHSTAN is his undying love for busty, former playmate, sex-tape superstar Pamela Anderson. What is a secret, however, unless you've seen the film, is the extent to which he goes to show his unbridled love. Apparently, it entails - WARNING: SPOILER AHEAD SO STOP HERE UNLESS YOU'VE SEEN THE FILM - putting a hood over Pam's head and abducting her for what we presume is some kinky, mostly coerced making of the sexy time. The NY Post has recently learned that what we presumed was an authentically psychotic display of celebrity love was nothing more than an elaborately staged, meticulously planned ruse…
And, once again, last week's mystery hottie was Brazilian actress Daniella Cicarelli with this week's hottie over HERE. Have an accident-free weekend, folks.
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