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The 10 Greatest Punches
After watching close to twenty hours of 'Ultimate Fighter' Saturday night on Spike TV, I needed a vent for my testosterone. I tried punching my dog but the little f*cker is too quick. Six beers later I woke up in a bush on the side of my house. This was the result (so my wife tells me) of climbing on my roof and screaming out war cries like Dutch in PREDATOR. As I humbly sit down in front of the computer, I've decided to show you how it's really done. A collection of the greatest single punches in the history of film. Feel free to chime in with your favourites below.
5. The Skate Around - SLAP SHOT (1977)

Steve Hanson (Steve Carlson) only needed one pass to realize there was something shifty about #2. The next time around he delivered this bomb sending the guy vertical and starting an all-out brawl before the puck was even dropped. The best scene in a film filled with memorable punching.
4. Mr. Anderson - THE MATRIX REVOLUTIONS (2003)

It all came down to this fight. Neo (Keanu Reeves) and Agent Smith (Hugo Weaving) battle for the better part of ten minutes before The One delivers this mind boggling blow to the side of Smith's face. The power of slow motion lets us feel every bone cracking second of it and leaves us wondering how anyone could get up after that.
3. The Russian's Cut - ROCKY IV (1985)


This moment marks the only time in my life that I stood up and cheered in a movie theatre (give me a break, I was 11). After watching his best friend die in his arms, almost losing his wife, training in conditions fit for a Husky, and getting his ass beat for the first few rounds of the bout, Rocky finally finds a crack in the armor of the great Drago and lets loose with the punch heard around the world.
2. Hello, McFly - BACK TO THE FUTURE (1985)



For all we know, this punch saved all humanity. When George McFly's balls finally dropped and he laid out Biff, the world became a better place. Don't let the two sequels ruin it's importance and let's all thank the Gods that Marty didn't bang his Mom.
1. Here Comes Mongo - BLAZING SADDLES (1974)
When a man roles into town on the bare back of a white bull and then punches the living shit out of an innocent horse on his way to the saloon, he is not to be f*cked with. Mongo (Alex Karras) makes one of the funniest entrances in movie history here but the part that still makes me laugh the hardest is the reaction on the horse's face as he's laying on the ground afterward. Priceless.

"What the f*ck was that for?"
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3:56PM on 11/18/2006 Add as a friend | MFC profile
there were lotsa better punches out there.
I insist: "You touch me again and I'll kill you"
there were lotsa better punches out there.
I insist: "You touch me again and I'll kill you"
12:30PM on 11/18/2006 Add as a friend | MFC profile
And yeah Snake the punch in Destroyer was a reference to Barbarian. That's why he says to the camel "Sorry about last time."
And yeah Snake the punch in Destroyer was a reference to Barbarian. That's why he says to the camel "Sorry about last time."
12:32AM on 11/17/2006 Add as a friend | MFC profile
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I would disagree with the anderson punch, the punch itself is cool and I guess that's what matters but agent smith's moaning afterwords is annoying.
I would disagree with the anderson punch, the punch itself is cool and I guess that's what matters but agent smith's moaning afterwords is annoying.
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[link] for The Barbarian
Sorry man, but in Conan the Destroyer, the camel punch was just a weak imitation of the one in Conan the Barbarian, by far the better movie on all counts. He also punches a horse in the inferior sequel.
[link] for The Barbarian
[link] for The Destroyer.
You should really think before speaking as if you know what your saying. A real Conan fan would not have screwed that up. (i'm just fucking with you here)I think though that both punches owe something to Mongo as inspiration.
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I'm lovin all the Conan posts.
That would have been my #1 punch!
I'm lovin all the Conan posts.
That would have been my #1 punch!
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12:34PM on 11/16/2006 Add as a friend | MFC profile
But what about in Conan the Barbarian when he punches out that camel for spitting on him? I guess that and Mongo should go on a Top 10 Animal Punches list.
But what about in Conan the Barbarian when he punches out that camel for spitting on him? I guess that and Mongo should go on a Top 10 Animal Punches list.
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