The Bourne humor

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by: Dave Davis Aug. 4, 2007

Plenty of moviegoers this weekend will see Matt Damon traveling the globe and stomping ass in THE BOURNE ULTIMATUM, but he's got other problems besides dodgy memory and government conspiracy. Like Jimmy Kimmell. And his Mexican parking lot security guy. Awesome.

Source: Bourne

Extra Tidbit: Brian Cox was in another movie about an amnesiac assassin -- THE LONG KISS GOODNIGHT.

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weird v3.0
2:31AM on 08/06/2007 Add as a friend | MFC profile
Awesome.
"Jason"
"Yaeeeson"
"No, J-j-j-jason"
"Nou, ya-ya-ya-yaeeson".
I'm spanish so I'm close to that accent myself. Gotta admit it's friggin'funny. Classic.
"Jason"
"Yaeeeson"
"No, J-j-j-jason"
"Nou, ya-ya-ya-yaeeson".
I'm spanish so I'm close to that accent myself. Gotta admit it's friggin'funny. Classic.
 
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andieman
11:38PM on 08/05/2007 Add as a friend | MFC profile
MAAAAAAAAAT DAAAAAAAMON! I needed a laugh. Thank you...
MAAAAAAAAAT DAAAAAAAMON! I needed a laugh. Thank you...
 
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Bondyhere
8:53AM on 08/05/2007 Add as a friend | MFC profile
Thumbs Up!!
This sort of stuff is the reason that Matt Damon is in the position that he is in and will continus to get people to watch the movies that he is involved in.
This sort of stuff is the reason that Matt Damon is in the position that he is in and will continus to get people to watch the movies that he is involved in.
 
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randychico
4:23AM on 08/05/2007 Add as a friend | MFC profile
I was getting kinda bored with the Guillermo spoofs, even tho' I have to admit they do a great job at post. This time they had a great twist bringing Maaat Daamoon in.
I was getting kinda bored with the Guillermo spoofs, even tho' I have to admit they do a great job at post. This time they had a great twist bringing Maaat Daamoon in.
 
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Burgerking
2:24AM on 08/05/2007 Add as a friend | MFC profile
lmaolmaolmao
Hilarious... because he's Mexican. Totally awesome ending hahahah
Hilarious... because he's Mexican. Totally awesome ending hahahah
 
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buddha
1:32AM on 08/05/2007 Add as a friend | MFC profile
ultimate sport...
yason bourne was a good sport to make fun of his character, and yimmy kimmel should bring back the man show...and stop squinting you beady eyed host and get some freakin' glasses already would ya?
yason bourne was a good sport to make fun of his character, and yimmy kimmel should bring back the man show...and stop squinting you beady eyed host and get some freakin' glasses already would ya?
 
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Bub_Rhodes
8:16PM on 08/04/2007 Add as a friend | MFC profile
"there is another video of Kimmel, where they actually had Damon come out at the closing moments of the show, and everyone was excited, but before Damon could say anything, Kimmel was out of time and had to end the show! it was hilarious!"

Yeah, I hate to tell you, but they ripped that off of Letterman, who used to have Tony Randall come out for an interview, and at the last mome...
"there is another video of Kimmel, where they actually had Damon come out at the closing moments of the show, and everyone was excited, but before Damon could say anything, Kimmel was out of time and had to end the show! it was hilarious!"

Yeah, I hate to tell you, but they ripped that off of Letterman, who used to have Tony Randall come out for an interview, and at the last moment say that they were out of time and end the show before Randall was able to talk.

The sketch here was okay. Funny, but not hysterical.
 
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SkyNet
7:23PM on 08/04/2007 Add as a friend | MFC profile
i saw this yesterday... it is one of the funniest thing i have ever seen! I always knew Kimmel ended his shows with "Im sorry to Matt Damon, we had to bump him for time..." i never knew how it got started (Still dont actually) but it was a great bit... and this video is fuckin hilarious! Matt Damon seems to be a very good sport!

there is another video of Kimmel, where they actual...
i saw this yesterday... it is one of the funniest thing i have ever seen! I always knew Kimmel ended his shows with "Im sorry to Matt Damon, we had to bump him for time..." i never knew how it got started (Still dont actually) but it was a great bit... and this video is fuckin hilarious! Matt Damon seems to be a very good sport!

there is another video of Kimmel, where they actually had Damon come out at the closing moments of the show, and everyone was excited, but before Damon could say anything, Kimmel was out of time and had to end the show! it was hilarious!
 
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annihilist
3:46PM on 08/04/2007 Add as a friend | MFC profile
"Hi, Noah. It's me, Borne Identity..."

ROFL!!!
"Hi, Noah. It's me, Borne Identity..."

ROFL!!!
 
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Venom3344
3:42PM on 08/04/2007 Add as a friend | MFC profile
LOL
I liked how Matt Damon was next to him when he said I remember everything. He got bitch slapped!
I liked how Matt Damon was next to him when he said I remember everything. He got bitch slapped!