Alba for Red Sonja?

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Red Sonja

filmcomposer
7:37PM on 07/07/2008

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Laura Prepon, anyone? Anyone? Bueller... Bueller?

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Alba is the only actress that exists..

Fart Box
2:31PM on 07/07/2008

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That's what these studio suits with zero creativity would have you believe at least. If you NEED to have a hot Jessica, go with Biel. That broad has guns!!!!

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spacemonkey
8:12AM on 07/07/2008

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Alba is pretty, beautiful even, but defenetly NOT bad ass! This is a bad idea! Get a babe whos more bad ass attitude, theres no way Alba can sell me her being Red Sonja! NO WAY!

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O_o

Gulag
8:06AM on 07/07/2008

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shes a terrible actress. Besides shes not red. What a load of crap.

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Hells No!!!!

DaForce
1:34AM on 07/06/2008

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Alba has already f*cked up one comic book franchise by giving her usual wooden performance. So I'd like it she would just confine her lack of acting skills to bad horror movies and unfunny comedies starring Dane Cook....

Alba has already f*cked up one comic book franchise by giving her usual wooden performance. So I'd like it she would just confine her lack of acting skills to bad horror movies and unfunny comedies starring Dane Cook.

Also, as she's getting older, she's getting harder to look at without the epoxy resin makeup they cover her in for movie shoots.

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RE: CWM21186's comments

Galzakian
2:14AM on 07/05/2008

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Alba did play Max, the lead role, in Dark Angel after all. Pretty sure she'd do ok as a hottie who can kick ass :D

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How about....

Crimson_Kahuna
8:06PM on 07/04/2008

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... Zoe Bell? She could even do most of her own stunts. Mcgowen will do fine if this news is bogus. Get Bell as her nemisis.

As for Alba it would be miscasting, as she is cute, girlish and about a fo...

... Zoe Bell? She could even do most of her own stunts. Mcgowen will do fine if this news is bogus. Get Bell as her nemisis.

As for Alba it would be miscasting, as she is cute, girlish and about a foot too short, where as Red Sonja needs to be sexy, womanly, and tall.

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I Don't Think So

CWM21186
12:28PM on 07/04/2008

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Ok, Alba is a hottie; an overrated hottie but a hottie nonetheless. However, she doesn't give me the feeling that she can kick my ass and that was a big part of what made Brigitte so hot as Sonja! They should totally ...

Ok, Alba is a hottie; an overrated hottie but a hottie nonetheless. However, she doesn't give me the feeling that she can kick my ass and that was a big part of what made Brigitte so hot as Sonja! They should totally bring her back to do a sequel called "Red Sonja: The MILF Chronicles"!

Extra Tidbit: Flava' Flav' could have an awesome cameo!

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Haven't we had enough

advancedrebel
12:22PM on 07/04/2008

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I'm kind of really fed up with the action movie for chicks genre. it has never gotten very far. Most of them if not all of them are pretty bad and quite dumb. Why remake a bomb?

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HoyleHaw
9:45AM on 07/04/2008

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I have to admit, should this one go through, whatever I think about "Red Sonja" or Alba, it would most likely be an improvement over anything she's done in the last three years.

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Red Hot Sonja

Neo842
8:17AM on 07/04/2008

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oh yes oh yes oh yes she would be great

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Wrong Jessica

PA1911
6:52AM on 07/04/2008

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Off the top of my head I'd rather see Jessica Biel get this role. She's already fit as hell and would just need a bit of hair coloring. She was also a baddass with a bow and a competent fighter in Blade Trinity.

Off the top of my head I'd rather see Jessica Biel get this role. She's already fit as hell and would just need a bit of hair coloring. She was also a baddass with a bow and a competent fighter in Blade Trinity.

Hmmm... Who else could pull it off?...

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theotherness
6:09AM on 07/04/2008

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You guys (at JoBlo) are a little out of date with the news. Rose McGowan's representative has already stated that not only are she and Rodriguez together, but the film is still on - just yesterday!

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WalterKovacs
4:16AM on 07/04/2008

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Real hot and all but when was the last time this chick made a good movie?

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Alexandar
2:51AM on 07/04/2008

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Nooooooooo!!!!!

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Alba= Terrible

shuya nanahara
2:34AM on 07/04/2008

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Jessica Alba is a film killer. Does anyone agree that what she touches indeed turns to shit? I don't know, thats just me talkin

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Stratburst
1:52AM on 07/04/2008

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Completely wrong for the role. They need a younger Lucy Lawless, or someone like Rosario Dawson or Katee Sackhoff (Starbuck from BSG).

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airik625
1:41AM on 07/04/2008

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Bad idea. I think Rose McGowan would have been perfect. Though, I think Alba is gorgeous, I think McGowan is a better actress, and would fit the part better

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Preston_79
11:26PM on 07/03/2008

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Alba's role choices are like a big slap in the face to God. What has he done, but bless her in almost every way imaginable, and she repays him like this? We deserve better.

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:(

Ratlehed
8:11PM on 07/03/2008

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Poor Red Sonja. McGowan is bad enough. But Alba is way worse. This new Red Sonja could possibly be worse than the original movie. I'll stick to the new comics.

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jeanericuser
7:49PM on 07/03/2008

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Alba could be good if this was boneanne the barbarian but sadly she just doesnt belong in a sword and sorcery flick except as some trophy prize for the hero. To be honest more people would prefer to see her naked so i...

Alba could be good if this was boneanne the barbarian but sadly she just doesnt belong in a sword and sorcery flick except as some trophy prize for the hero. To be honest more people would prefer to see her naked so instead why not cast her in barbarella. She can get naked. She can fuck a few lucky guys. The studios can make a lot of money. Everyone wins. So why not do that instead.

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Oh God No

Noct
7:36PM on 07/03/2008

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I know I'm the one guy on earth who isn't infatuated with Alba, but looks or not, she can't act. Even when in good movies, she's still terrible. Imagine her scrawny body swinging a sword around. Awful. Just awful.

I know I'm the one guy on earth who isn't infatuated with Alba, but looks or not, she can't act. Even when in good movies, she's still terrible. Imagine her scrawny body swinging a sword around. Awful. Just awful.

Give the role to a voluptuous woman with a strong body. Why can't the awful remakes at least try to be good. Why not try some inventive casting at least. Get Rosario Dawson or if going for obvious, then Angelina Jolie.

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NOOOOOOO!!!

deadshot
7:33PM on 07/03/2008

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DO NOT LET JESSICA ALBA ANYWHERE NEAR A FILM OR TELEVISION SCREEN EVER AGAIN. She's an awful actress who has proven that time and time again. Zero charisma, zero presence, zero talent. The only reason people (read: me...

DO NOT LET JESSICA ALBA ANYWHERE NEAR A FILM OR TELEVISION SCREEN EVER AGAIN. She's an awful actress who has proven that time and time again. Zero charisma, zero presence, zero talent. The only reason people (read: men) like her is because they think she's hot. I don't think that she's all that anyway, and I've said that time and time again. She's also Box Office Poison. Look at THE LOVE GURU, THE EYE, and AWAKE. And the films of hers that have made money? Comic book films that people went to see not because of her, but because of everything else in them.

The only thing that can save her career is nudity. I'm serious. Once she starts showing some skin, people will start paying attention.

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