Lucas violates Indy?

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Strike Back below!
by: Mike Sampson Oct. 9, 2008

Last night saw the season premiere of "South Park" on Comedy Central and as you might expect it was hilarious in a completely disturbing way. While the main storyline revolved around Cartman's paranoia that the Chinese are taking over the United States, the B-story followed the rest of the South Park kids struggling to overcome something terrible and scarring they saw earlier that summer - INDIANA JONES AND THE KINGDOM OF THE CRYSTAL SKULL.

I'm sure you've all heard the overused phrase by overzealous fanboys that a particular director "raped their childhood," but this episode takes that literally and the boys have post-traumatic stress after the movie and have flashbacks that highlight Steven Spielberg and George Lucas literally raping Indiana Jones. Yes, it's disturbing (especially the DELIVERANCE spoof). But it's also pretty damn funny. Below are three clips from the episode and you can head to South Park Studios now to watch the episode in full.


"Somebody Do Something!"


"Look Out Indy!"


Spielberg and Lucas Find a New Victim

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reddwarffan
2:54AM on 10/10/2008 Add as a friend | MFC profile
great opener
loved the episode.
loved the episode.
 
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beatrixkiddo
12:37AM on 10/10/2008 Add as a friend | MFC profile
I loved it.
I loved it.
 
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muter
11:00PM on 10/09/2008 Add as a friend | MFC profile
I totally agree with The Wombat, all he said, i feel the same way about South Park. I'm a huge fan, but they are the ones that are f*ckin up their own show with doing episodes like this... what happend with having adventures that kids of that age have instead of dealing with grownup issues... all the time.
I totally agree with The Wombat, all he said, i feel the same way about South Park. I'm a huge fan, but they are the ones that are f*ckin up their own show with doing episodes like this... what happend with having adventures that kids of that age have instead of dealing with grownup issues... all the time.
 
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Crazy Dud
8:00PM on 10/09/2008 Add as a friend | MFC profile
Lucas deserved it, but I'm not sure Spielberg did.
Lucas deserved it, but I'm not sure Spielberg did.
 
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Resurrected
7:16PM on 10/09/2008 Add as a friend | MFC profile
Genius Episode
And God I hope Speilberg/Lucas watched it.
And God I hope Speilberg/Lucas watched it.
 
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justjoe
5:27PM on 10/09/2008 Add as a friend | MFC profile
OMG
That was absolutly hilarious! The funniest thing is, the 1st clip, was like a freakin flashback. I totally reacted like this seeing "Indy Jones and the fuckin skull"! :)) Hopefuly Mr. Lucas and Mr. Spielberg are watching this and considering shooting another crapfest like this. And to all the insulted [link] You have to live on. Indy wo...
That was absolutly hilarious! The funniest thing is, the 1st clip, was like a freakin flashback. I totally reacted like this seeing "Indy Jones and the fuckin skull"! :)) Hopefuly Mr. Lucas and Mr. Spielberg are watching this and considering shooting another crapfest like this. And to all the insulted [link] You have to live on. Indy would want you to! LOL
 
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plissken2013
5:13PM on 10/09/2008 Add as a friend | MFC profile
Simply put:
fuckin' genius and...fuckin' true!
fuckin' genius and...fuckin' true!
 
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nickdoll
3:22PM on 10/09/2008 Add as a friend | MFC profile
Disapointing ep...
I was disappointed by this episode of South Park.

The rape scenes were my favorite part... and I loved Crystal Skull, I just thought the A storyline with Cartman and Butters was the weakest South Park storyline in many seasons. And there simply were not as many laughs as there were in a usual episode.

Almost all the jokes came from the Indy storyline and even ther...
I was disappointed by this episode of South Park.

The rape scenes were my favorite part... and I loved Crystal Skull, I just thought the A storyline with Cartman and Butters was the weakest South Park storyline in many seasons. And there simply were not as many laughs as there were in a usual episode.

Almost all the jokes came from the Indy storyline and even there I respectfully disagree with Trey Parker and Matt Stone's opinion about the film.

In a way this episode was like Indy 4, it was good, but not nearly as good as how South Park usually is.
 
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GGear0323
2:34PM on 10/09/2008 Add as a friend | MFC profile
some of you guys DO realize that it wasnt even about whether the movie was bad or not, it just showed how stupid people are that say stuff like, "they raped my childhood with this movie". it basically was a stupid episode, and i love South Park, they basically state that Cartman's storyline was the token "i am a racist and have to stop somebody from doing something to America" type thing, i was...
some of you guys DO realize that it wasnt even about whether the movie was bad or not, it just showed how stupid people are that say stuff like, "they raped my childhood with this movie". it basically was a stupid episode, and i love South Park, they basically state that Cartman's storyline was the token "i am a racist and have to stop somebody from doing something to America" type thing, i was kind of funny, the shooting was funnier but not much. the rape scenes were really funny but only at first, but the beginning was pretty good when we didnt know who got raped or what happened. personally, i thought Indy 4 was an OK film. it wasnt bad and certainly wasnt horrible...even if you hated it, that doesnt make it horrible. anyway, it had its moments but all in all, it wasnt a great episode by far.
 
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Sonny Corleone
2:25PM on 10/09/2008 Add as a friend | MFC profile
Movie Man2, there are a lot of expletive words I'd like to throw in your direction right now but I won't.
Movie Man2, there are a lot of expletive words I'd like to throw in your direction right now but I won't.
 
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Ocelot_Snake
2:07PM on 10/09/2008 Add as a friend | MFC profile
im with butters
im with butters
 
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The Wombat
12:44PM on 10/09/2008 Add as a friend | MFC profile
Terrible
Clearly I'm in the minority here, but I thought this was one of the worst South Park episodes I've ever seen. I thought it was painfully unfunny. To me, the episode contained two jokes (Indy rape and dick shooting) that I didn't think were funny in the first place, that were then beaten to death through repetition.

Before people jump on my case, I'll admit that I also disli...
Clearly I'm in the minority here, but I thought this was one of the worst South Park episodes I've ever seen. I thought it was painfully unfunny. To me, the episode contained two jokes (Indy rape and dick shooting) that I didn't think were funny in the first place, that were then beaten to death through repetition.

Before people jump on my case, I'll admit that I also disliked Indy 4 IMMENSELY. But this didn't mean we needed a half hour episode proclaiming this over and over. This episode brought nothing new to the table. I already knew Indy 4 sucked because I watched the movie myself. I already knew Cartman was a racist, because I've seen every episode of South Park. I already knew Matt and Trey disliked Lucas and Spielberg, because they ALREADY did an episode blasting them a while ago.

I actually enjoyed most of the first half of Season 12, so I was anticipating the start of the rest of the season. But, to me, this episode was like reading an IMDb message board on Indy 4. Matt and Trey just came across as a bunch of fanboys bitching about a movie, and I didn't find that engaging at all.

Their parody episodes have been some of the worst episodes of the series (I'm thinking the 300-styled episode.) They need to do more social commentary or the absurd comedy episodes. Stuff like this is where South Park is starting to lose it's touch for me.
 
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AceInk
12:29PM on 10/09/2008 Add as a friend | MFC profile
Chill the fuck out.
I don't see any reason to overwhelm yourselves. Not everyone in the world is going to be in love with your favorite directors.
I don't see any reason to overwhelm yourselves. Not everyone in the world is going to be in love with your favorite directors.
 
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marcovision1
12:15PM on 10/09/2008 Add as a friend | MFC profile
I was with Butters on this one.
I was with Butters on this one.
 
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Mut
11:43AM on 10/09/2008 Add as a friend | MFC profile
This was definitely a damn funny episode, and entirely deserved. Maybe not so much for Spielberg, but Lucas? Absolutely.

"Squeeeeeal!"
This was definitely a damn funny episode, and entirely deserved. Maybe not so much for Spielberg, but Lucas? Absolutely.

"Squeeeeeal!"
 
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Movie Man2
11:10AM on 10/09/2008 Add as a friend | MFC profile
SOUTH PARK SUCKS!
Just viewing the last clip is living proof of how bad "South Park" is. How dare they insult Spielberg like that.

When I become a faamous screenwiter or producer, I'll remake "South Park" Juno-style, and the movie WILL BE either PG or PG-13.

And the whole "George Lucas raped my childhood" is completely fucked up. That's like an eight year-old kid saying "My mother/f...
Just viewing the last clip is living proof of how bad "South Park" is. How dare they insult Spielberg like that.

When I become a faamous screenwiter or producer, I'll remake "South Park" Juno-style, and the movie WILL BE either PG or PG-13.

And the whole "George Lucas raped my childhood" is completely fucked up. That's like an eight year-old kid saying "My mother/father raped me, and I loved every minute of it."
 
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Shaggy89
11:07AM on 10/09/2008 Add as a friend | MFC profile
YESSS
They don't tell you who is getting raped for the first 5 minutes so you're left to wonder. I should've guessed it was this. great episode.
They don't tell you who is getting raped for the first 5 minutes so you're left to wonder. I should've guessed it was this. great episode.
 
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avoidz
10:26AM on 10/09/2008 Add as a friend | MFC profile
George Lucas ass-fucking a Stormtrooper was brilliant.
George Lucas ass-fucking a Stormtrooper was brilliant.
 
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Maverick152004
10:24AM on 10/09/2008 Add as a friend | MFC profile
Defending my honor
I stopped watching South Park when they exchanged their relevance for trashy TV.

And I actually hate Family Guy. It's a rip off of classic Simpsons episodes. And it's a lazy rip off at that. Futurama? I'll agree. Great show. But nothing will ever top the first ten seasons of the Simpsons.

God bless
I stopped watching South Park when they exchanged their relevance for trashy TV.

And I actually hate Family Guy. It's a rip off of classic Simpsons episodes. And it's a lazy rip off at that. Futurama? I'll agree. Great show. But nothing will ever top the first ten seasons of the Simpsons.

God bless
 
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Steinninn
10:05AM on 10/09/2008 Add as a friend | MFC profile
Insolting
yes, it was suppose to be insolting. And Indy 4 was terrible. Only people like butters like this stuff. I'm just curiouse to see what George and Steven are going to do. Sue SouthPark?
yes, it was suppose to be insolting. And Indy 4 was terrible. Only people like butters like this stuff. I'm just curiouse to see what George and Steven are going to do. Sue SouthPark?
 
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ElderPredator
9:44AM on 10/09/2008 Add as a friend | MFC profile
F#ck off!
The movie was great and Spielberg didn't deserve to be part of this skit. Maybe Lucas but Spielberg has to go with whatever the script is and he did great with it. I know this is just supposed to be a quick funny bit but it's flat out insulting.
The movie was great and Spielberg didn't deserve to be part of this skit. Maybe Lucas but Spielberg has to go with whatever the script is and he did great with it. I know this is just supposed to be a quick funny bit but it's flat out insulting.
 
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annihilist
9:18AM on 10/09/2008 Add as a friend | MFC profile
actually, i thought the Indy raping on the pinball machine, a la The Accused, was the worst. that shot of Lucas' face....ughhh....

i gotta go puke now...
actually, i thought the Indy raping on the pinball machine, a la The Accused, was the worst. that shot of Lucas' face....ughhh....

i gotta go puke now...
 
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mandingo
8:56AM on 10/09/2008 Add as a friend | MFC profile
get em matt and trey
pretty damn funny. oh annd maverick if you stopped watching after season 4 you should really stop bashing southpark im sure youre more of a family guy fan because they dont rely on shock value at all. in my opinion its the best written cartoon of all time, that and futurama. i mean watch scott tennorman must die and the lotr spoof episode. even you deserve equal rights incredibly obese black gu...
pretty damn funny. oh annd maverick if you stopped watching after season 4 you should really stop bashing southpark im sure youre more of a family guy fan because they dont rely on shock value at all. in my opinion its the best written cartoon of all time, that and futurama. i mean watch scott tennorman must die and the lotr spoof episode. even you deserve equal rights incredibly obese black guy. excuse me im the incredibly black obese guy.
 
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mandingo
8:55AM on 10/09/2008 Add as a friend | MFC profile
get em matt and trey
pretty damn funny. oh annd maverick if you stopped watching after season 4 you should really stop bashing southpark im sure youre more of a family guy fan because they dont rely on shock value at all. in my opinion its the best written cartoon of all time, that and futurama. i mean watch scott tennorman must die and the lotr spoof episode. even you deserve equal rights incredibly obese black gu...
pretty damn funny. oh annd maverick if you stopped watching after season 4 you should really stop bashing southpark im sure youre more of a family guy fan because they dont rely on shock value at all. in my opinion its the best written cartoon of all time, that and futurama. i mean watch scott tennorman must die and the lotr spoof episode. even you deserve equal rights incredibly obese black guy. excuse me im the incredibly black obese guy.
 
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Maverick152004
8:33AM on 10/09/2008 Add as a friend | MFC profile
Ugh
I grew tired of South Park back in season 4 and stopped watching. The show isn't about anything but shock value anymore. Sorry, but this pisses me off more than amuses me.

God bless
I grew tired of South Park back in season 4 and stopped watching. The show isn't about anything but shock value anymore. Sorry, but this pisses me off more than amuses me.

God bless
 
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tenebre
8:32AM on 10/09/2008 Add as a friend | MFC profile
Lucas had it coming....again
I don't know why I went into a franchise that Lucas still had creative control over and expected it not to suck. Maybe it was Speilberg, maybe it was Ford's agreeing to star. I should've realized it would be no different from any of the other recent Lucas blunders.

It was barely an adventure film. It was more a parody of the previous movies. CG prairie dogs and monkeys fighting ...
I don't know why I went into a franchise that Lucas still had creative control over and expected it not to suck. Maybe it was Speilberg, maybe it was Ford's agreeing to star. I should've realized it would be no different from any of the other recent Lucas blunders.

It was barely an adventure film. It was more a parody of the previous movies. CG prairie dogs and monkeys fighting communists, Indiana riding a fridge out of an atomic blast, riding a rocket car out of Area 51, following a catchphrase-mumbling autistic John Hurt, and side-switching Ray Winstone across a jungle while using a snake as a rope, and Lucas laughing to himself as Shia LaBeouf got hit in the crotch with various plants.

Funny to think the script by the director of Shawshank Redemption wasn't good enough for the guy who gave us The Phantom Menace, what we got instead of quality was a joke.
 
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theotherness
8:18AM on 10/09/2008 Add as a friend | MFC profile
I'm sick of all these naysayers that are hating on this movie! It was great, okay? Jeez...
I'm sick of all these naysayers that are hating on this movie! It was great, okay? Jeez...
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