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Hottie is Expendable Dec. 22, 2008
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Juliana Paes So far, Sylvester Stallone's upcoming actioner THE EXPENDABLES has fanboys geekgasming seeing as how the movie features Stallone, Jet Li, Jason Statham and Dolph goddamn Lundgren as mercenaries sent to South America to "handle" a dictator. However, as great as the cast is, there's one key element missing from it - hotties. Honestly, what self-respecting movie featuring four good, old-fashioned cinematic tough guys as bad ass mercenaries doesn't feature at least two, three or eight smoking hot babes? So it's good to know that, according to fansite "Stallone Zone", the former Demolition Man, who's currently in Brazil scouting locations, took a look at Brazilian hottie Juliana Paes and decided he wanted her in the flick. It seems as if she's just at the auditioning stage at this point but an ass like that really shouldn't be denied.

Extra Tidbit: Paes posed for Brazilian Playboy in 2004, though the pictures have proven difficult to find. Anybody wanna help?

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xnatemarex
5:33AM on 12/24/2008
I actually found it quite easy to find playboy pics of her. I just simply googled it.
I actually found it quite easy to find playboy pics of her. I just simply googled it.
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jeanericuser
11:05AM on 12/23/2008
I just found some video of her on the net. Nothing particularly fantastic like beaver or tit shots but it revealed a lot on her. She has a sexy looking angry face and definately looks like she could do a good softcore...
I just found some video of her on the net. Nothing particularly fantastic like beaver or tit shots but it revealed a lot on her. She has a sexy looking angry face and definately looks like she could do a good softcore sex scene with her facial expressions alone but the girl in up close face smiles has a rather creepy smile. Makes her face look disproportionately big than what it should normally be and she looks quite a bit older than what she should be. I guess stallone will probably have to tread lightly in that department unless he wants people comparing this chick to the predator.

Edit: Hmm looks like she has a scar of some sort she is hiding and now that I look closer I think her smile reminds me of the joker.
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For a frame like that
plkrtn
9:19AM on 12/23/2008
Girls gotta lot of junk in her trunk!
Girls gotta lot of junk in her trunk!
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Playboy!
illdivvies
4:46AM on 12/23/2008
Enjoy my friends, enjoy!!

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Enjoy my friends, enjoy!!

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francis33021
10:02PM on 12/22/2008
I went to the site jammin341 mentioned where her pictoral is, and there is nothing disproportionate about her. Baby just got some serious badunkadunk going on back there.
I went to the site jammin341 mentioned where her pictoral is, and there is nothing disproportionate about her. Baby just got some serious badunkadunk going on back there.
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francis33021
9:57PM on 12/22/2008
I went to the site jammin341 mentioned where her pictoral is, and there is nothing disproportionate about her. Baby just got some serious badunkadunk going on back there.
I went to the site jammin341 mentioned where her pictoral is, and there is nothing disproportionate about her. Baby just got some serious badunkadunk going on back there.
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Call me Indiana
8:02PM on 12/22/2008
Like razgriz21, I'm just waiting for the Carl Weathers announcement.
Like razgriz21, I'm just waiting for the Carl Weathers announcement.
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Cho03
6:17PM on 12/22/2008
Oh wow.. this is almost as good as the rumoured cast for Inglorious Bastards a while back.
Oh wow.. this is almost as good as the rumoured cast for Inglorious Bastards a while back.
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preddy 2???
buddha
6:06PM on 12/22/2008
IIRC..."conchita" was the cop in predator 2, not the first one. Stallone had a hot babe in the 2nd or 3rd flick, who was pretty hot, looked kinda like the woman in the first predator flick who's scared from seeing the...
IIRC..."conchita" was the cop in predator 2, not the first one. Stallone had a hot babe in the 2nd or 3rd flick, who was pretty hot, looked kinda like the woman in the first predator flick who's scared from seeing the alien creature..."rambo-you not expendable"...wonder where he got the title idea from???

p.s. did someone photoshop this womans ass, cuz its out of proportion to her from the waist up if you take a close look. maybe its really j-lo.
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jammin341
5:06PM on 12/22/2008
Very nice indeed. Oh and found this site with her pictorial, it's all in Spanish but who's readin?

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Very nice indeed. Oh and found this site with her pictorial, it's all in Spanish but who's readin?

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razgriz21
4:18PM on 12/22/2008
Nice addition. I'm still waiting for Carl Weathers.

May we also add Summer Glau?
Nice addition. I'm still waiting for Carl Weathers.

May we also add Summer Glau?
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Hey, TheJoAbides...
Mr. Ravenwood
4:05PM on 12/22/2008
I agree with your point, but wanted to mention that Conchita Alonso was not in "Predator"... That was Elpidia Carrillo, an actress who could actually be seen on screen this weekend in "Seven Pounds."
I agree with your point, but wanted to mention that Conchita Alonso was not in "Predator"... That was Elpidia Carrillo, an actress who could actually be seen on screen this weekend in "Seven Pounds."
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Tatties
TheJoAbides
2:28PM on 12/22/2008
But what ends up happening is they turn the HOT LATINA into a scowling b.i.t.c.h. and unless you have the acting chops of say, Maria Conchita Alonso (Predator), you end up with a smokin' hot 'B' with a capital 'C...' ...
But what ends up happening is they turn the HOT LATINA into a scowling b.i.t.c.h. and unless you have the acting chops of say, Maria Conchita Alonso (Predator), you end up with a smokin' hot 'B' with a capital 'C...' Instead of a wet dream.

Let's hope there's still some Sly in Stallone and he writes towards the sultry for young Ms. Paes.
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