Brand drops dead

Comments: 22
terometer
11%
Strike Back below!
by: Daniel Barna Apr. 28, 2009

You'll have to excuse me for never watching the cult classic DROP DEAD FRED as a child. I was too busy watching the collected works of Fellini and Bergman to care about petty North American movies. That's probably why I have never seen a film by Lucas, Spielberg, Scorsese or Kubrick either.

Finally though, I will get a chance to right my wrongs. Russell Brand is set to star in a remake of DROP DEAD FRED for Universal, in which he'll play the annoying imaginary friend that tormented Phoebe Cates in the original. Dennis McNicholas (LAND OF THE LOST) will pen the script, which will try and mimic the tone of BEETLEJUICE, by creating a universe built around the concept of imaginary friends. Something tells me this role may equal the best actor Oscar for Brand that everyone in the media has long been predicting.

Source: THR

Extra Tidbit: My girlfriend and Russell Brand might be long lost identical twins.

22 discussions Expand all
 
+0
Vote Up Vote Down
Arvindh
10:35AM on 04/30/2009 Add as a friend | MFC profile
I hate Brand so much. So....much. *plays with dagger in hand, contemplating*
I hate Brand so much. So....much. *plays with dagger in hand, contemplating*
 
+0
Vote Up Vote Down
WalterKovacs
5:34AM on 04/30/2009 Add as a friend | MFC profile
Snotface, WAKE! UP!
Your girlfriend must be ugly as shit Barna. And fuck this remake by the way.
Your girlfriend must be ugly as shit Barna. And fuck this remake by the way.
 
+0
Vote Up Vote Down
Mandee
8:58PM on 04/28/2009 Add as a friend | MFC profile
Drat!!
I thought he was co-starring in that terrific new flick with Ben Affleck and Kevin Costner. What a disappointment.
I thought he was co-starring in that terrific new flick with Ben Affleck and Kevin Costner. What a disappointment.
 
+0
Vote Up Vote Down
FatLuggage
6:46PM on 04/28/2009 Add as a friend | MFC profile
Man, i see literally NO reasons to remake this movie. Maybe I should watch it again to understand why it's time for a remake?! I doubt it, but it has been a long time since i've seen it.
Man, i see literally NO reasons to remake this movie. Maybe I should watch it again to understand why it's time for a remake?! I doubt it, but it has been a long time since i've seen it.
 
+0
Vote Up Vote Down
marcovision1
5:49PM on 04/28/2009 Add as a friend | MFC profile
wtf is drop dead fred and why is it so sacred?
wtf is drop dead fred and why is it so sacred?
 
+0
Vote Up Vote Down
TAE K
5:45PM on 04/28/2009 Add as a friend | MFC profile
eh... they SHOULD remake Back to the Future!.... in in year 2015. Think about it. Marty lives in 2015, travels back to 1985 to set his parents up. Then in the sequel, he goes forward to 2045!!... of course Jayden Smith should play Marty. calling it.
eh... they SHOULD remake Back to the Future!.... in in year 2015. Think about it. Marty lives in 2015, travels back to 1985 to set his parents up. Then in the sequel, he goes forward to 2045!!... of course Jayden Smith should play Marty. calling it.
 
+0
Vote Up Vote Down
EUPHORiCfilms
2:55PM on 04/28/2009 Add as a friend | MFC profile
worst news ever
worst news ever
 
+0
Vote Up Vote Down
logicturtle
2:08PM on 04/28/2009 Add as a friend | MFC profile
Meh, might work. The guy was hysterical in Sarah Marshall. And the original was pretty wicked decent. Kind of in the same category of terribly good movies that I can't not watch like Judge Dredd and Hackers. Ok, maybe not that bad...
Meh, might work. The guy was hysterical in Sarah Marshall. And the original was pretty wicked decent. Kind of in the same category of terribly good movies that I can't not watch like Judge Dredd and Hackers. Ok, maybe not that bad...
 
+0
Vote Up Vote Down
Vlad99
1:46PM on 04/28/2009 Add as a friend | MFC profile
Just what we need
Another shitty remake! I can't believe what actors get paid for these films. HoyleHaw is right - the first one wasn't that good to begin with.
Another shitty remake! I can't believe what actors get paid for these films. HoyleHaw is right - the first one wasn't that good to begin with.
 
+0
Vote Up Vote Down
Bournefan2
11:31AM on 04/28/2009 Add as a friend | MFC profile
well
i loved the original when i was a kid still watch it sometimes when it comes on hbo or cinemax, i think it should be left alone, but if anyone can play drop dead fred i guess brand could do it. even though i think it should be left alone
i loved the original when i was a kid still watch it sometimes when it comes on hbo or cinemax, i think it should be left alone, but if anyone can play drop dead fred i guess brand could do it. even though i think it should be left alone
 
+0
Vote Up Vote Down
HoyleHaw
11:29AM on 04/28/2009 Add as a friend | MFC profile
While I don't think this thing needs a remake (the original wasn't that good to begin with), I am actually rather impressed they decided on Brand for the role. The guy is so polarizing in that "love 'em or hate 'em" kinda way, which was also pretty much the case in the original.

The only thing that makes me iffy is the idea it will try to mimic the tone of Beetlejuice. Not becaus...
While I don't think this thing needs a remake (the original wasn't that good to begin with), I am actually rather impressed they decided on Brand for the role. The guy is so polarizing in that "love 'em or hate 'em" kinda way, which was also pretty much the case in the original.

The only thing that makes me iffy is the idea it will try to mimic the tone of Beetlejuice. Not because it's my favorite film from the '80s, but because Fred was sort of a cuddlier version of Beetlegeuse anyway. Need to do something different if anything at all.
 
+0
Vote Up Vote Down
clockworkhorror
10:40AM on 04/28/2009 Add as a friend | MFC profile
whaaaaa?
what a random choice, yeah he's british but he looks nothing like Rik Mayall. bah, no need for a remake.
whaaaaa?
what a random choice, yeah he's british but he looks nothing like Rik Mayall. bah, no need for a remake.
 
+0
Vote Up Vote Down
Lucky Denver
9:54AM on 04/28/2009 Add as a friend | MFC profile
Hollywood leave this movie alone. One of my favorite movies as a kid that I wish wasn't so hard to find so I could rewatch it.
Hollywood leave this movie alone. One of my favorite movies as a kid that I wish wasn't so hard to find so I could rewatch it.
 
+0
Vote Up Vote Down
Spraragen88
9:50AM on 04/28/2009 Add as a friend | MFC profile
Why all the Brand hate?
His stand up is actually very funny IMO. Sure his movies are lacking but they are not meant to be as 'tedious' as Fellini or 'petty' as a Kubrick film. They just are put together to make certain people laugh.

If you know you won't like it, nobody is making you watch it.
His stand up is actually very funny IMO. Sure his movies are lacking but they are not meant to be as 'tedious' as Fellini or 'petty' as a Kubrick film. They just are put together to make certain people laugh.

If you know you won't like it, nobody is making you watch it.
 
+0
Vote Up Vote Down
Captain Planet
9:46AM on 04/28/2009 Add as a friend | MFC profile
You say he's joking, I say Barna's nut. Read some of his other articles.

And, GioFace, are you seriously referencing my username in your insult? Man, I haven't seen this much grasping at straws since I fucked your mother in the hay barn.
You say he's joking, I say Barna's nut. Read some of his other articles.

And, GioFace, are you seriously referencing my username in your insult? Man, I haven't seen this much grasping at straws since I fucked your mother in the hay barn.
 
+0
Vote Up Vote Down
GioFace
8:54AM on 04/28/2009 Add as a friend | MFC profile
chill out captain planet, im pretty sure he's joking man. and your like superman's gay cousin man, when did you get a say on this site?
chill out captain planet, im pretty sure he's joking man. and your like superman's gay cousin man, when did you get a say on this site?
 
+0
Vote Up Vote Down
Stratburst
8:41AM on 04/28/2009 Add as a friend | MFC profile
A crap comedian in a remake of a crap comedy. Sounds like sweets to the sweet to me.

@ Capt. Planet: Pssst, that was a joke!
A crap comedian in a remake of a crap comedy. Sounds like sweets to the sweet to me.

@ Capt. Planet: Pssst, that was a joke!
 
+0
Vote Up Vote Down
Captain Planet
7:48AM on 04/28/2009 Add as a friend | MFC profile
Say, what?
Barma: "That's probably why I have never seen a film by Lucas, Spielberg, Scorsese or Kubrick either"

How the hell can you write for a film website, Barma? This is an extraordinary high level of film snobbery. Some of Fellini and Bergman's work is excruciatingly tedious.
Barma: "That's probably why I have never seen a film by Lucas, Spielberg, Scorsese or Kubrick either"

How the hell can you write for a film website, Barma? This is an extraordinary high level of film snobbery. Some of Fellini and Bergman's work is excruciatingly tedious.
 
+0
Vote Up Vote Down
darkstrEam
7:25AM on 04/28/2009 Add as a friend | MFC profile
the original was a mess that wasted Rick Mayall's considerable comedic talent. Why anyone would want to appear in a remake of it is beyond me. Still, Russell Brand is hardly celebrated for his good judgment.
the original was a mess that wasted Rick Mayall's considerable comedic talent. Why anyone would want to appear in a remake of it is beyond me. Still, Russell Brand is hardly celebrated for his good judgment.
 
+0
Vote Up Vote Down
SniperXtreme
5:13AM on 04/28/2009 Add as a friend | MFC profile
Rik Mayall
without him what's the point? But Brand might be able to pull it off.
without him what's the point? But Brand might be able to pull it off.
 
+0
Vote Up Vote Down
Maudibe
2:59AM on 04/28/2009 Add as a friend | MFC profile
Too bad for him.

He should just start packing up his shit and leave dodge now. He's used up his 15 mins.

A 3rd year acting student commits suicide every time a dude like this gets work.
Too bad for him.

He should just start packing up his shit and leave dodge now. He's used up his 15 mins.

A 3rd year acting student commits suicide every time a dude like this gets work.
 
+0
Vote Up Vote Down
reddwarffan
2:30AM on 04/28/2009 Add as a friend | MFC profile
no
a remake of Drop Dead Fred??? thats fucked up
a remake of Drop Dead Fred??? thats fucked up