Jen's Body trailer

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by: Mike Sampson Jul. 6, 2009

I'll admit it - I'm suffering from Megan Fox fatigue. I was never her biggest fan to begin with but the onslaught of Fox press leading up to TRANSFORMERS 2 ("She's bisexual!" "She smokes pot!") really wound up turning me off. Well that and the constant close-ups of her puffed up, glossy lips in TRANSFORMERS.

So perhaps that's why I'm not into this trailer for JENNIFER'S BODY at all. Nah, it's not fair to blame Megan Fox for this mess. And this is the red-band version that the filmmakers wanted you to see! I can't wait to see the version that Fox releases in theaters this weekend with BRUNO... ShockTillYouDrop has the exclusive, which you can check out below, and head to their site for a statement on the trailer from writer Diablo Cody, producer Jason Reitman and director Karyn Kusama.

Source: STYD

Extra Tidbit: That Megan Fox topless scene has been cut from the film so....so much for that.

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DeejayForte
12:26PM on 07/09/2009 Add as a friend | MFC profile
you... cut fox's topless scene? is that person human?
you... cut fox's topless scene? is that person human?
 
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VincentCostigan
4:13AM on 07/07/2009 Add as a friend | MFC profile
BEYOND DISGRACEFUL
You get Megan Fox to appear nude in a film.......... and you cut out her nude scenes?! That's... [link] disgraceful. To that I say,

FUCK YOU KARYN KUSAMA & JASON REITMAN

Anyway, I hated Juno and though you can't really compare the looks of the movies, some Megan Fox nude scenes would have made this tolerable...
You get Megan Fox to appear nude in a film.......... and you cut out her nude scenes?! That's... [link] disgraceful. To that I say,

FUCK YOU KARYN KUSAMA & JASON REITMAN

Anyway, I hated Juno and though you can't really compare the looks of the movies, some Megan Fox nude scenes would have made this tolerable. As for the trailer itself, it looks meh, gonna end up seeing it anyway.
 
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Tweek
2:34AM on 07/07/2009 Add as a friend | MFC profile
well, poop...
I think she should do porn because I don't watch it and would be spared of her annoying-ness. Plus, her looks are the only reason most are interested in her...
I think she should do porn because I don't watch it and would be spared of her annoying-ness. Plus, her looks are the only reason most are interested in her...
 
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poopontheshoes7
6:16PM on 07/06/2009 Add as a friend | MFC profile
While I wasn't a fan of Juno, I don't get why this is getting so much hate. All these comments about Megan Fox should do porno are beyond ridiculous if you ask me. I don't understand why she is supremely hated on. No, she aint the best actress in the world but she is hardly the cringe worthy menace people make her out to be.
While I wasn't a fan of Juno, I don't get why this is getting so much hate. All these comments about Megan Fox should do porno are beyond ridiculous if you ask me. I don't understand why she is supremely hated on. No, she aint the best actress in the world but she is hardly the cringe worthy menace people make her out to be.
 
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akiralives
5:39PM on 07/06/2009 Add as a friend | MFC profile
you said it
@apzombie

- muthufucka, gay men and straight women (at least that what your mom told me) want to see this chick naked or very near to it. i don't know what word describes you.
good luck with that though.
@apzombie

- muthufucka, gay men and straight women (at least that what your mom told me) want to see this chick naked or very near to it. i don't know what word describes you.
good luck with that though.
 
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oakraidr
4:54PM on 07/06/2009 Add as a friend | MFC profile
BWAAAHAHAHAHA....
HAHAHAHAHA!!! I can't believe people are actually WILLING to pay money to see this!

Megan Fox + Diablo Cody + Lame soundtrack = Nope.
HAHAHAHAHA!!! I can't believe people are actually WILLING to pay money to see this!

Megan Fox + Diablo Cody + Lame soundtrack = Nope.
 
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razgriz21
2:55PM on 07/06/2009 Add as a friend | MFC profile
Easy
Give the movie and Megan a break.

At least the trailer was not awful like that Chipmunks trailer.
Give the movie and Megan a break.

At least the trailer was not awful like that Chipmunks trailer.
 
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JohnLocke2342
2:36PM on 07/06/2009 Add as a friend | MFC profile
wow APzombie thank you for that comment, you're fucking right.

It looks obnoxiously terrible. It looks cringe worthy bad.. oh my god that trailer just set me back on my day. Quick, give me something good to watch.
wow APzombie thank you for that comment, you're fucking right.

It looks obnoxiously terrible. It looks cringe worthy bad.. oh my god that trailer just set me back on my day. Quick, give me something good to watch.
 
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Dark Knight
1:59PM on 07/06/2009 Add as a friend | MFC profile
Looks like remake of some 70-ties horror movie ...
Looks like remake of some 70-ties horror movie ...
 
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Tweek
1:55PM on 07/06/2009 Add as a friend | MFC profile
blech...
Fox, just do porn. There's good money in that and I wouldn't have to hear about you. Annoying.

That said, even though she's awful and he acting rivals Bianca in "Lars and the Real Girl", I MIGHT actually see this.
Fox, just do porn. There's good money in that and I wouldn't have to hear about you. Annoying.

That said, even though she's awful and he acting rivals Bianca in "Lars and the Real Girl", I MIGHT actually see this.
 
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APzombie
1:41PM on 07/06/2009 Add as a friend | MFC profile
this looks rather obnoxious. Obnoxious Diablo Cody dialog, obnoxious Megan Fox acting like a porn star, obnoxious cgi.

I can't wait to hear the onslaught of "you so gay if don't want to see this, omg megan fox is soooo hott". fuck off, she's as talented as a blow-up doll.
this looks rather obnoxious. Obnoxious Diablo Cody dialog, obnoxious Megan Fox acting like a porn star, obnoxious cgi.

I can't wait to hear the onslaught of "you so gay if don't want to see this, omg megan fox is soooo hott". fuck off, she's as talented as a blow-up doll.
 
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razgriz21
1:25PM on 07/06/2009 Add as a friend | MFC profile
Cute
Maybe a matinee. Megan has me under a spell.
Maybe a matinee. Megan has me under a spell.
 
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Mut
12:52PM on 07/06/2009 Add as a friend | MFC profile
Eh, looks okay. Some witty dialogue, some lame dialogue, Megan Fox with great cleavage, Megan Fox with crappy CGI demon mouth. I'll wait for Arrow's review.
Eh, looks okay. Some witty dialogue, some lame dialogue, Megan Fox with great cleavage, Megan Fox with crappy CGI demon mouth. I'll wait for Arrow's review.
 
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sdx800
12:38PM on 07/06/2009 Add as a friend | MFC profile
"AWESOME"
Looks frickin awesome!!!!!! CANT WAIT
Looks frickin awesome!!!!!! CANT WAIT
 
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Hunglowman
11:30AM on 07/06/2009 Add as a friend | MFC profile
I'll probably wind up downloading this in a year and watching half of it.
I'll probably wind up downloading this in a year and watching half of it.
 
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optimusprime24
10:19AM on 07/06/2009 Add as a friend | MFC profile
looks good. The scene where Fox is burning her tongue is awesome.
looks good. The scene where Fox is burning her tongue is awesome.
 
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todd_dyson
9:37AM on 07/06/2009 Add as a friend | MFC profile
meh. ive seen better.
meh. ive seen better.
 
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DOUBLEDEALER
9:33AM on 07/06/2009 Add as a friend | MFC profile
Not half bad...
Looks quite fun, to be honest. Seems very Kevin Williamson though, plenty of snappy dialogue, which could be a good or bad thing; I'm hoping for the former.

Megan Fox looks good and seems fine in the role itself, not amazing, but certainly not awful. I'd certainly rather see in her in this, than that Transformers shit.

The film also has a SLITHER vibe; as muc...
Looks quite fun, to be honest. Seems very Kevin Williamson though, plenty of snappy dialogue, which could be a good or bad thing; I'm hoping for the former.

Megan Fox looks good and seems fine in the role itself, not amazing, but certainly not awful. I'd certainly rather see in her in this, than that Transformers shit.

The film also has a SLITHER vibe; as much as I loved slither, it being funny and clever, its major problem was that it was not scary, which is a fault that I expect this will also have...

Still, this should be a good time.
 
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mattwithers
8:45AM on 07/06/2009 Add as a friend | MFC profile
Fox kills it
I gotta say the trailer looks a lot better than I expected, but Megan Fox mostly seems awful. Obviously a problem there. I wish they'd cast somebody else in the lead 'cause that chick can't act.
I gotta say the trailer looks a lot better than I expected, but Megan Fox mostly seems awful. Obviously a problem there. I wish they'd cast somebody else in the lead 'cause that chick can't act.
 
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goes_to_ricks
8:25AM on 07/06/2009 Add as a friend | MFC profile
Ahhh, the video player is not working for me... This is just a sign that I should definitely NOT see this movie
Ahhh, the video player is not working for me... This is just a sign that I should definitely NOT see this movie
 
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ZeroSum0101
6:42AM on 07/06/2009 Add as a friend | MFC profile
I Still Hate Diablo Cody
First off I need to say how much I hate
Diablo Cody. I thought Juno sucked and many people ignored how poorly written the movie was in the first place (I'm not in the mood to go on a 5 minute rant on why the movie sucked but trust me I have my reasons). This movie is going to make a ton of money because everyone has a hard-on for Megan Fox. But am I the only one who thinks the trailer s...
First off I need to say how much I hate
Diablo Cody. I thought Juno sucked and many people ignored how poorly written the movie was in the first place (I'm not in the mood to go on a 5 minute rant on why the movie sucked but trust me I have my reasons). This movie is going to make a ton of money because everyone has a hard-on for Megan Fox. But am I the only one who thinks the trailer seems kind of lame? I also have one major gripe. If you're going to have a movie where Megan Fox constantly shows cleavage and is dressed like a slut why have her as a flag girl for gods sake? A FLAG GIRL? I hate to be the stereotypical male here but a nice cute cheerleader outfit would have been much more appreciated by all. Seriously though, am I the only one who thinks she looks retarded as a flag girl? I hope this movie epically fails but it won't.
 
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critic_h8er
6:03AM on 07/06/2009 Add as a friend | MFC profile
Ah, sh!t...a day I was hoping would never come (outside of TRANSFORMERS: REVENGE OF THE FALLEN) has arrived: I actually want to see a movie starring Megan Fox.

Sorry, but the movie looks just plain awesome, and a perfect vehicle for her.
Ah, sh!t...a day I was hoping would never come (outside of TRANSFORMERS: REVENGE OF THE FALLEN) has arrived: I actually want to see a movie starring Megan Fox.

Sorry, but the movie looks just plain awesome, and a perfect vehicle for her.
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