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Jonah wields Machete? Jul. 17, 2009
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There's a certain movie I have seen that I'm not allowed to talk about but I will say this: Jonah Hill is absolutely one of the funniest actors working today. His little 5-minute "Brundan" scene in NIGHT AT THE MUSEUM 2 was the best part of the whole movie and then if you assume that he's an upcoming movie and you assume that a person you knew saw that movie, that person might say that Jonah Hill was also one of the best parts of that movie (damn embargoes!!!).

While Jonah just wrapped a starring role in GET HIM TO THE GREEK, he's apparently set for a supporting role in a different type of film. Bloody-Disgusting is reporting that Jonah Hill is set to co-star in MACHETE, the Robert Rodriguez directed film that's based on the Danny Trejo short film from GRINDHOUSE. Hill would co-star in the film with Robert De Niro and Michelle Rodriguez who are also apparently in talks to join the cast.

All we know so far about Hill's character is that he's set to play "Julio" with De Niro playing a crooked senator that frames Machete. The project is set to begin filming later this month with Rodriguez co-directing alongside Ethan Maniquis so expect more details to leak out. Click here to read more at Bloody-Disgusting!

Extra Tidbit: Not starring in TRANSFORMERS 2 looks like the best possible career move Jonah Hill ever made.

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DeNiro?
SMERSH Agent
4:32PM on 07/20/2009
That tidbit came out of nowhere. Pretty decent for a movie based on a fake 0 budget movie trailer. But then again, Rodriguez has made some sweet connections in Hollywood over the years with Tarantino. I'm sure he can ...
That tidbit came out of nowhere. Pretty decent for a movie based on a fake 0 budget movie trailer. But then again, Rodriguez has made some sweet connections in Hollywood over the years with Tarantino. I'm sure he can get top names for much less than their going rate. Kinda like Seth Green on Robot Chicken. And oh yeah, Jonah Hill = Julio??? Let's just hope it's some kind of ironic name. Not sure if Jonah with a Mexican accent would work.
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I hope these rumours are true.
VincentCostigan
1:22AM on 07/19/2009
Geez, was just gonna say where the hell did DeNiro come into play? Machete was one of the best parts of Grindhouse and I still revisit it on YouTube every now and again.

The fact that it's happening now...
Geez, was just gonna say where the hell did DeNiro come into play? Machete was one of the best parts of Grindhouse and I still revisit it on YouTube every now and again.

The fact that it's happening now with this cast is SIIIIICK. Having said all that, I agree with some previous comments, kinda wish they'd remake it with the same cast as the trailer.
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Look at his elbow!
Rourke
6:17PM on 07/18/2009
Could be funny! Could be shit!
I met Danny Trejo today :)
Could be funny! Could be shit!
I met Danny Trejo today :)
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Jonah Hill and Machete....
rriddle
1:14PM on 07/18/2009
doesn't sound like a good mix. I love both of them, but pizza and masturbating is cool too, but mixing the two together might not be all that great. The tone and humor is different of that of Hill's usual material, bu...
doesn't sound like a good mix. I love both of them, but pizza and masturbating is cool too, but mixing the two together might not be all that great. The tone and humor is different of that of Hill's usual material, but i suppose we'll just have to wait and see.
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Crazy Dud
3:19AM on 07/18/2009
Now that's a cast!
Now that's a cast!
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WalterKovacs
1:10AM on 07/18/2009
Machete's come a looong way. Just a couple of months ago they were saying it's going straight to DVD. Now, it has Bobby D? This might be crazy enough to work...and I second that DRC.
Machete's come a looong way. Just a couple of months ago they were saying it's going straight to DVD. Now, it has Bobby D? This might be crazy enough to work...and I second that DRC.
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drc5145
5:10PM on 07/17/2009
Hold up...Robert De Niro is in talks to be in it?

Why isn't THAT the main subject of the article? Hill is alrigh but fuck it, he doesn't hold a candle to Robby D
Hold up...Robert De Niro is in talks to be in it?

Why isn't THAT the main subject of the article? Hill is alrigh but fuck it, he doesn't hold a candle to Robby D
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deniro?
GioFace
4:53PM on 07/17/2009
whacha talking bout mike sampson?
whacha talking bout mike sampson?
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Sheeeeeeit
Canto
4:09PM on 07/17/2009
What? Robert De Niro is gonna be in Machete!?
What? Robert De Niro is gonna be in Machete!?
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@ extra tidbit
ActionFan81
2:10PM on 07/17/2009
Hate to admit it, but I guess this guy is a lot smarter than he looks.

Anyway its good to see him working again
Hate to admit it, but I guess this guy is a lot smarter than he looks.

Anyway its good to see him working again
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About Time
SpongeMike182
1:47PM on 07/17/2009
Michael Cera gets famous but Jonah Hill gets screwed over. I'm glad Jonah is gettin some work. I think he's a lot funnier than Cera. Cera is just too full of himself, i think.
Michael Cera gets famous but Jonah Hill gets screwed over. I'm glad Jonah is gettin some work. I think he's a lot funnier than Cera. Cera is just too full of himself, i think.
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Awesome
Dasmith11
12:09PM on 07/17/2009
That Grindhouse trailer was hilarious. I can't wait for this movie.
"They just fucked with the wrong Mexican."
That Grindhouse trailer was hilarious. I can't wait for this movie.
"They just fucked with the wrong Mexican."
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What about
OsLord
12:07PM on 07/17/2009
Jeff Fahey? I'm guessing Deniro is taking Fahey's role from the trailer. Well I hope Jeff gets another part, or maybe he couldn't do it because of LOST?
Jeff Fahey? I'm guessing Deniro is taking Fahey's role from the trailer. Well I hope Jeff gets another part, or maybe he couldn't do it because of LOST?
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moptopcharlie
12:05PM on 07/17/2009
...but what about Jeff Fahey?
...but what about Jeff Fahey?
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beatrixkiddo
10:41AM on 07/17/2009
This movie is going to be great, especially with De Niro.
This movie is going to be great, especially with De Niro.
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i love lamp
10:17AM on 07/17/2009
i guess this ain't no longer gonna be a straight o video deal!
i guess this ain't no longer gonna be a straight o video deal!
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When Did this all happen?
Jig Saw 123
9:25AM on 07/17/2009
De Niro is in this film? WTF now I'm excited to see this.
De Niro is in this film? WTF now I'm excited to see this.
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Jaybro7
9:13AM on 07/17/2009
Huh? I'm on this site every day, and I can't figure out HOW I missed all this Machete news.

De Niro playing the crooked senator is cool, but I was hoping for the same people from the same people from t...
Huh? I'm on this site every day, and I can't figure out HOW I missed all this Machete news.

De Niro playing the crooked senator is cool, but I was hoping for the same people from the same people from the trailer... Is Cheech Marin in it?
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