Alba gets Fockered

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by: Dave Davis Sep. 29, 2009

She's given horror and comic book movies a good try, but is Jessica Alba's real calling in comedy?

Not if you take THE LOVE GURU or GOOD LUCK CHUCK as any sort of sign, but that isn't stopping her from putting laughs on the line once more. You gotta admire her fortitude. And her superior posterior.

Alba is in talks to join the scarcely necessary but sure-to-be-profitable sequel THE LITTLE FOCKERS, completing the MEET THE PARENTS/FOCKERS trilogy.

She'd supply her divine derriere to the role of a pharmaceutical rep who drives the dudes in the movie (Ben Stiller, Robert DeNiro, etc.) into a tizzy with her hotness.

The sequel picks up right after the events of the last one, with the Fockers dealing with their new children while contending with increasingly wacky circumstances. Paul Weitz (ABOUT A BOY) directs, which would seem to be a positive.

Alba has a quartet of diverse movies on deck awaiting release -- the drama AN INVISIBLE SIGN OF MY OWN, the romcom VALENTINE'S DAY, the Casey Affleck crime-thriller THE KILLER INSIDE ME, and the grindhouse MACHETE.

Source: THR

Extra Tidbit: Alba was engaged to her "Dark Angel" co-star Michael Weatherly when she was 20... and he was 33. Get 'em while they're hot!

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Obmulap
4:16PM on 10/01/2009 Add as a friend | MFC profile
Personally Idle Hands wins hands down for me....yeah booo I know

As for Michael Weatherly, I love the line he had in one episode of NCIS when he said "yeah, there's about as much of a chance of that happening as I have of going out with Jessica Alba"
Personally Idle Hands wins hands down for me....yeah booo I know

As for Michael Weatherly, I love the line he had in one episode of NCIS when he said "yeah, there's about as much of a chance of that happening as I have of going out with Jessica Alba"
 
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TBagNUrMom
1:37PM on 09/30/2009 Add as a friend | MFC profile
No one was as big an Alba fan as I was. I remember her on the tv show Flipper, but man has she jumped the shark. I hope she finds her way back. Dark Angel was a great show, but she has failed to impress since.
No one was as big an Alba fan as I was. I remember her on the tv show Flipper, but man has she jumped the shark. I hope she finds her way back. Dark Angel was a great show, but she has failed to impress since.
 
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Acerbus III
1:14PM on 09/30/2009 Add as a friend | MFC profile
hmmm
I'd like to be THE KILLER INSIDE HER
I'd like to be THE KILLER INSIDE HER
 
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ToddRH
5:36AM on 09/30/2009 Add as a friend | MFC profile
She's still one of the hottest POAs out there! I remember when she was "with" the guy from "Dark Angel" (now "NCIS") and I didn't think he was that old! I hope she gets naked soon before another baby totally wrecks that body!
She's still one of the hottest POAs out there! I remember when she was "with" the guy from "Dark Angel" (now "NCIS") and I didn't think he was that old! I hope she gets naked soon before another baby totally wrecks that body!
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sneekyfox
12:38PM on 09/30/2009 Add as a friend | MFC profile
naa having a baby doesnt necessarily do that. it all depends on the person -she'd more then likely have some kids and look just the same a few weeks after. except have slightly bigger breasts and some rediculously cute kids
naa having a baby doesnt necessarily do that. it all depends on the person -she'd more then likely have some kids and look just the same a few weeks after. except have slightly bigger breasts and some rediculously cute kids
 
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JoBlo
2:25AM on 09/30/2009 Add as a friend | MFC profile
I'd focker.
I'd focker.
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mageng
3:03AM on 09/30/2009 Add as a friend | MFC profile
good title for a porn remake
good title for a porn remake
 
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Film Fan BeAm2k
1:16AM on 09/30/2009 Add as a friend | MFC profile
Yeah...
...Sounds about right.
...Sounds about right.
 
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uncle dennis
1:13AM on 09/30/2009 Add as a friend | MFC profile
i dont like these films. and this will not help.
i dont like these films. and this will not help.
 
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Caddy Cads
12:45AM on 09/30/2009 Add as a friend | MFC profile
Nice Add On
I'd say this is a plus in the the movie series - I'll enjoy it either way
I'd say this is a plus in the the movie series - I'll enjoy it either way
 
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Justinvsky1
12:18AM on 09/30/2009 Add as a friend | MFC profile
Hit or BIG miss with Alba....
I mean on stage dancing in Sin City she was great, Idle Hands she was okay, Chuck and Blue she blew. We'll see. [link]
I mean on stage dancing in Sin City she was great, Idle Hands she was okay, Chuck and Blue she blew. We'll see. [link]
 
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TarantinoDork
11:30PM on 09/29/2009 Add as a friend | MFC profile
Still holding out hope
Still have faith that Jessica Alba will find a nice niche and start making good movies. Inglourious Basterds proved that its possible to have a career after 'Love Guru' here's hoping Machete can do the same for that stunningly gorgeous creature.
Still have faith that Jessica Alba will find a nice niche and start making good movies. Inglourious Basterds proved that its possible to have a career after 'Love Guru' here's hoping Machete can do the same for that stunningly gorgeous creature.
 
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DPlainview
10:52PM on 09/29/2009 Add as a friend | MFC profile
Good Lord. Warn a brother before you post a picture that hot. I think I need I need to lie down now.
Good Lord. Warn a brother before you post a picture that hot. I think I need I need to lie down now.
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rriddle
11:09PM on 09/29/2009 Add as a friend | MFC profile
Make sure you're lying on your stomach. :0
Make sure you're lying on your stomach. :0
 
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VincentCostigan
10:48PM on 09/29/2009 Add as a friend | MFC profile
Wow that makes two Alba/DeNiro team-ups. Whatever, the more Alba, the better.
Wow that makes two Alba/DeNiro team-ups. Whatever, the more Alba, the better.
 
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sneekyfox
10:47PM on 09/29/2009 Add as a friend | MFC profile
i liked the other 2. sometimes im just up for watching a silly / rediculous comedy and they happen to fit that nicely. hopefully if the 3rd gets made it will be as good as the other 2.
i liked the other 2. sometimes im just up for watching a silly / rediculous comedy and they happen to fit that nicely. hopefully if the 3rd gets made it will be as good as the other 2.